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amateur genealogist/competitive pokΓ©mon nerd/pro wrestling geek she/her β€’ 18 β€’ queer

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Picture of Bret Hart with text that reads "Bret Hart claims he woke up one morning and saw the truth: America stinks

Picture of Bret Hart with text that reads "Bret Hart claims he woke up one morning and saw the truth: America stinks

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08.06.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 693    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
the 14mm Double Yoshi Egg Dab Rigs by Bob the Glass Blower. It's a frosted glass contraption that looks like two "Yoshi Eggs" fused together, it's got about six visible egg-shaped clear glass within the frosted glass, there's a thing at the upper right with a purple and yellow damper thing and I think that's where you put the wax and maybe you draw the smoke from the top of the egg? I don't really know. But it's a "dab rig," anyway, a glass device for converting THC concentrate stuff into smoke.

the 14mm Double Yoshi Egg Dab Rigs by Bob the Glass Blower. It's a frosted glass contraption that looks like two "Yoshi Eggs" fused together, it's got about six visible egg-shaped clear glass within the frosted glass, there's a thing at the upper right with a purple and yellow damper thing and I think that's where you put the wax and maybe you draw the smoke from the top of the egg? I don't really know. But it's a "dab rig," anyway, a glass device for converting THC concentrate stuff into smoke.

the eternal conflict between not really smoking weed at all and feeling like you need to own this

08.06.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 1

you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together

03.06.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6859    πŸ” 1195    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 42

it's so hilariously bad 😭

31.05.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"husky son" had me dying 😭

31.05.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cautiously optimistic for this. i love them both so much, please HHH don't fuck this up

31.05.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was this ever a rumor?

30.05.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

asked my MP a question

didnt answer it

asked again

still hasn't answered it

asked again

what do you reckon? they gonna answer it on the 3rd go?

28.05.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

"Separating the art from the artist" is for people like Picasso, who was a total bastard a very long time ago but also an artistic genius whose work is actually important to human culture

It is not for a mid tier kids' author that is actively trying to eliminate a whole group of people right now

29.05.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2996    πŸ” 793    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 44

i love how well wrestlers have integrated kayfabe nowadays

28.05.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK ‼️‼️

28.05.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i fear i would do it for 1 dollar :>

27.05.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never forget

26.05.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 30242    πŸ” 5737    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 150

if they give Mercedes yet another title, i will scream

26.05.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

what a fucking phenomenal match. jamie hayter is incredible #AEW #AEWDoN

26.05.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screencap from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog of Robotnik yelling at Scratch and Grounder, with the two being blown back by the strength of Robotnik's scolding.

Screencap from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog of Robotnik yelling at Scratch and Grounder, with the two being blown back by the strength of Robotnik's scolding.

"You worthless woke whistle-blowers! I ordered you to capture that blue-spiked, pronouned fiend! You have failed me for the last time!"

25.05.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i love Cardona but come on dude 😭

25.05.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watching the 10th anniversary production of Les Mis this morning and i can't get over how Philip Quast is just the quintissential Javért 🀩

25.05.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't think you've seen too many gay people? there are very manly gay men, and very feminine lesbians.

25.05.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is why CM Punk is my goat <3333333

25.05.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It took 15 years until it was repealed. FIFTEEN.

I know that we'll get there eventually, but it does feel like everything this horrible government is doing is over a decade away from being fixed

23.05.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 590    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2
Photo of a vintage science fiction book cover featuring a photograph of a man superimposed over a firework exploding. Copy and title read:

THE BOOK THAT HAS AMERICA SCREAMING COME ON DOWN HERE AND FACE ME, GOD!

THE THRILL OF TAKING SEVEN DRUGS AT ONCE

DEMON SALT, STREET CRUMBS, MEE-MAW PIPE, MALLY, LSPP, SASSAFRAS, MICROWAVED CANDY

A BOOK BY DOCTOR PILLS

Photo of a vintage science fiction book cover featuring a photograph of a man superimposed over a firework exploding. Copy and title read: THE BOOK THAT HAS AMERICA SCREAMING COME ON DOWN HERE AND FACE ME, GOD! THE THRILL OF TAKING SEVEN DRUGS AT ONCE DEMON SALT, STREET CRUMBS, MEE-MAW PIPE, MALLY, LSPP, SASSAFRAS, MICROWAVED CANDY A BOOK BY DOCTOR PILLS

help book
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23.05.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1179    πŸ” 334    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 28

ooo i've been wanting a Tallahassee vinyl so bad 🀩

23.05.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Today 10:44 AM
Spam text: Hi there! my name is Edward I'd like to discuss some exciting updates regarding a new employment. Do you have a mom ent to talk now?


Me: No, no one has seen the mom ents for generations - with no entwives, the ents are fading

Today 10:44 AM Spam text: Hi there! my name is Edward I'd like to discuss some exciting updates regarding a new employment. Do you have a mom ent to talk now? Me: No, no one has seen the mom ents for generations - with no entwives, the ents are fading

If you can’t have fun with spammers, what’s the point

22.04.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Removing trans service members does not enhance readiness or lethality

Instead, it just demonstrates to our friends that we don’t actually believe in our values and shows our enemies that we can be easily divided by hatred.

We are stronger together. Full stop.

09.05.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 465    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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but liberalism was a fighting faith, once--i believe it can be again.

11.04.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 504    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.

There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.

With Andor Season 2 dropping tomorrow, it's worth recalling that Season 1 contained the best bit of writing ever in Star Wars.

21.04.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1289    πŸ” 417    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 25

I like how the CIA deputy director's son getting killed fighting for Russia because he loved Lord of the Rings is like the 7th most outlandish story of the week

25.04.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2755    πŸ” 482    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 92

If we die, the Internet dies ~ queer furries who all work in computer science

25.04.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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