Anthropostrophe

A half liter of beer in a dimpled glass on a tae outside at a beer garden because I am a brave little boy for sitting in that cold dealership for an hour.

Stopping on the way home from an oil change to get a beer at Estabrook Park, since I worked so hard waiting on them to finish.

something I'm surprised gen AI discourse didn't hit yet is the attitude "I asked for it to be done, so I made it" has always been how rich people view using workers who have trained skills and do the technical side. they see themselves as creators for having an idea, we were just a means to that end

Don Draper pours a drink and says "I hate guns and I hate August" in response to Lane Price, who looks up from the movie showtimes listed in the newspaper.

Kurt, some goof tried to blame your repost for the "hostile" replies OP was getting, most of which are as cruel and rude as "you do not appear to know how nuclear family is typically defined." Poor, poor OP.

I'm sure the flaws in the original post have nothing to do with it.

Jimmy Carr was born James Automobile sendt sktweet

If I’m elected mayor crosswalks will buff pedestrians strength so much that they’ll be able to punch cars into orbit

Who is this for?

Ozzy, Brian, and Sly about to start the raddest celestial supergroup.

But our bloated military industrial complex will flex a bit over Lake Michigan this weekend and there's nothing I can do but ask why

It's also ok hate it cause it's just TOO LOUD. People with PTSD or on the spectrum + pets certainly don't like it, and their distress is more valid to me than any drone pilot could ever be.

Which reminds me: did you know the first aerial bombardments on US soil were Americans bombing Americans? I get really interested in that factoid every year this event takes place.

Jets flying loud and low today in prep for the Milwaukee Air & Water Show this weekend, an event that apparently exists so that Americans can experience a light, significantly less consequential version of what the people we bomb overseas experience in our endless imperialistic orgy of destruction.

Therapist: and are the ominous Newsweek bisexuals in the room with us now?

Ominous Newsweek Bisexuals:

"Elmo is a modern day Job..."

Visa and Mastercard have killed more art than every studio combined and most people don't even know about it

But no, I think everyone can tell you're upset the bird woman killed him. I don't think opinions vary on that. But thanks for playing.

You seem smart and well informed. Perhaps you can explain why Bibi allows Qatari money to enter the hands of Hamas, but never does this for Palestinian groups that want a two state solution.

Someone's big mad the bird woman killed Netanyahu.

Why aren’t these kids who can’t afford healthcare, will never be able to buy a house, and won’t get to retire having children?

Oh come on. A rejection from Taco Bell Quarterly while I'm dying IN a Taco Bell bathroom.

“I asked Chat GPT” “I asked Grok”

Ok well I asked Sappho and she said

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BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.

Em dash club reporting in

harder than diamond

it's a common thing for right wingers to attack a candidate for being too white or too popular with white people, as they were doing with zohran until yesterday. but they always get bored and need to go back to racist shit as soon as possible.

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see where pope leo xiv is going on vacation

all jobs should let you take a two week vacation after working there for two months

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Enchilada Cold Storage 2. Tunnel of Edgelords 3. Campus of Empty Blogs

IMINT #475 from NROL-129 (ACCM)

1. Enchilada Cold Storage
2. Tunnel of Edgelords
3. Campus of Empty Blogs

RIGHTIST CONSPIRACY THEORIES: two heads raging about antisemitic, antivax flat earth paranoias. LEFTIST CONSPIRACY THEORIES: Person 1: i'm pretty sure the CIA has something to do with [insert assassination/coup here. Person 2: We know, they admitted it in 1978.

If that sounds completely made up, wait till you hear about how the CIA backed bananas over democracy in Guatemala