Jordan Parker

Idk that I’d describe any interaction I’ve ever had on RL as heartwarming lol

Dude on Rocket League called me dickless and that’s honestly one of the more affirming things anyone’s ever said to me

I feel like I can trace my love for heavy music back to the first time I heard Zero by Smashing Pumpkins

Hey everyone with a drivers license! Going out of your way to be extra nice is actually super unproductive for yourself and everyone around you

Another cybertruck with temporary plates on it. This neighborhood is really taking an interesting turn

I wanna be upset about my dog bringing a stick into the house every time we go outside but I can’t leave a 7-Eleven without buying a pack or sour gummy worms

Why would you need anything other than Flyers posts?

One of my favorite games I’ve ever played. Everything about it is so perfect and it really got me through ✨a time✨ in my life

What’s my cat been training for? Wrong answers only.

Just waiting for all the politicians and grifters to make their way over here so I can tell them they’re better off d**d on a second platform

I’m in bed. Love u ♥️

Fortunately not :)

Hey ur cute

Is this site overrun with fascists? Trying to see something here