Maddie 🧀

Oh how am I doing? Oh fine, just continuing to get personally and furiously offended at inanimate objects for *checks notes-- being in the places ~I put them~ instead of the places I think they ~should be~

Another wonderful red line morning commute brought to you by wmata

Several Nerds is wet and wild this week, with #pokemon Unbound Soul Link at 8:30 pm TONIGHT, and #stillwakesthedeep TOMORROW at 8pm.

( @tomhausman.bsky.social , @maudecho.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , @louismicheli.bsky.social , and @2cubby.bsky.social )

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Yes I am an aries rising stfu

UGH it is EXHAUSTING being a pisces, scrolling to the end of all these astrology meme posts, sometimes having to find a part two. JUST SHOW ME WHAT PASTA SHAPE I AM GODDAMIT

Incredible scenes at Audi Field

*turns on radio
Radio: "vice president jd Vance will address the annual march for life today..."
*turns off radio

Resisting the urge to re-download tik tok is hard when reels be like: ad, ad, thing I saw on tik tok 3 weeks ago, sponsored post (aka ad), round up of ancient Tumblr posts, ad, one regular post, plz get threads Omg, ad

I'd like to be tired at an appropriate time for once. Seems cool and nice and chill.

The alt text on this 😂

Girl in office bathroom showing off her outfit in the mirror (gray collared shirt, black sweater vest, black skirt, tights, boots)

Silly lil ootd from yesterday.

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

This shirt is SO GOOD

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Veronica from the film Heather's, played by Wynona Rider. In this image she has shoulder length black hair, black top, a denim ruffle skirt, and black leggings/tights. She is standing in the wood smiling and looking relaxed and carefree.

Veronica the End of Heather's. She is not looking cute or put together. Her hair is a soot stained tangled mess. Her face is covered with ash and blood. She is smoking a cigarette and holding it to her lips with a hand as filthy as her face. She looks like she just survived a knock down drag out fight that ended with getting caught in an explosion.

Voting Hillary 2016 and Voting Kamala 2024

the transition from hot weather clothes to cold weather clothes is so delightful for many reasons but my favorite is that the average number of usable pockets I have on any given outfit increases DRAMATICALLY. But also where the hell are my earbuds???

More mad at the catholic church than usual rn bc literally how dare they drop this perfect Halloween costume inspo right as it's too late for me to do

Quote from the wife: "Do you want any more of that? Because if not, I'm gonna slam-a-jam it down my gullet."

They should invent a law school that actually teaches you literally anything about the actual, day-to-day practice of law.

Side shot of Kamala Harris speaking at tonight's rally

Kamala Harris: "Those who came before us—the patriots at Normandy and Selma, Seneca Falls and Stonewall, on farmlands and factory floors—they did not struggle, sacrifice, and lay down our lives only to see us ... submit to the will of another petty tyrant."

@jakemyday.bsky.social absolutely getting @2cubby.bsky.social's ass

Two cats on a bed staring at the camera. The photo taker is in the bed, having presumably just woke up to both cats staring at them.

They've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

Oh my god booooooo

I hate going to gay Halloween parties. What do you mean you're The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison?

Update this DID NOT work and disintegrated the plastic clips. Perhaps I am not the innovative genius I thought 🫠

I hate using aluminum foil to get gel nail polish off so I am INNOVATING.

He's very helpful

Me: I am not gonna be a psl-on-day-one girl, I am not gonna be a psl-on-day-one girl, I am not gonna be a psl-on-day-one girl

Starbucks: how about a 🍁🎃🍂 PUMPKIN CREAM CHAI LATTE?!? 🍁🎃🍂

My basic ass: FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

every tik tok recipe is like: "here are my chicken, spinach, mozzarella, and pepper stuffed rolls and you ONLY NEED 2 INGREDIENTS to make THEM ☺️😇😍!!"

And I'm like:

Green and purple daily pill organizer

Feel like I aged decades today because I am ~truly excited~ to organize my many vitamins and supplements in this bad boy