elyse✨

called out today bc i have the kind of headache that feels like if it gets any worse i might yartz

i’m just lucky “90s mom” is in right now

watched the entire nunsploitation collection on criterion which may be my first complete collection since i’ve been a member and yeah, it hits

so i watched the homestuck pilot and like yes i would watch that show. i wouldn’t like everything about it but of course i would watch it i have to

if you work for ICE you’re evil. if you cheer ICE on, you’re evil. ICE has no positive value in this country. it’s just an outlet for people’s worst, most racist and violent impulses.

i keep seeing the promos for the wheel of time costume gallery show that the designer is involved with and they’re sharing all these clips from the last season and damn man, as much as it hurts, we really did end on a banger. the rhuidean ep alone was worth it all

lanky amigara man is what uzumaki dad was trying to achieve

we watched sorcerer last night. william friedkin? more like william freaked it

what’s up i worked 8-5:45 today

had chantilly cream vanilla cake at our niece’s bday brunch today and seeing the word chantilly activated me like a sleeper cell who knows all the words to big bopper’s chantilly lace

so at what point is the fact that these chatbots are consistently encouraging people to kill themselves and others going to be a bigger story than CEOs just going “yeah, so sad, we took that one line out but if we change anything else it kinda ruins our business model sooo 🤷🏻‍♀️”

i love being fat in los angeles

lately i’ve been getting a lot of the ones that are just like stock photo slideshows with titles and royalty free music and i wanna stay in that zone

youtube needs to stop showing me ads where people do asmr voice while they try to sell me shit

i wore one of my achewood shirts to work and my boss was like “hot moussaka on the hour? is that a real place?” and i’m like “😔no… it’s from… a webcomic”

him: a what?

commission completed for my friend @amberromero.bsky.social 😊

#seselarts

no plans weekend coming up… the businesswoman’s special

i’m fuckin great at my job btw

need my latest perfume order to be here now i feel naked without my scents

actually maybe potentially getting to a point where we might be able to afford moving and the mere idea of living in a place where it’s mostly quiet with the occasional party/sports game noise from neighbors is like, blissful to me

this stopped her for about an hour and then she came back, sang something else, basically every neighbor in range yelled at her to shut up, she started singing louder and yelling back at all of us, and now finally seems to have packed it in after another neighbor yelled she was calling the cops

she did the run maybe 2-3 times before i was like “no, no, no, no. girl we are not doing this tonight, 9pm is not the time for phantom practice” out the window. it’s about drawing a line in the fucking sand, dude

guess who just started singing christine’s part in phantom of the opera

correct, they are in a triad with ganondorf

gonna miss my supervisor 😩 it’s his last day and everything is going smooth, we just work so well together, going on all cylinders. i’m becoming the new him next week so the search begins for a new me 🫡

i’m hoping so hard it’s not that bc it’s so stupid and tired. irritating as hell to be reexperiencing the culture wars of my childhood like we’re in a hostage situation

you know i’m getting ready for bed when you hear “i wear a champagne teddy every night from 11pm to 4am, just in case anyone stops by…” coming from the bathroom

when i looked into volunteering for community theatre it seemed like help with sets/costumes is always useful. if you find a spot near you that does regular shows and reach out for volunteer stuff, i’m sure you could get on a mailing list for whenever they’re like “need help painting this weekend”

“if i did *this* would that mean anything to you?” 🤠