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Listen. No band is having as much fun as Bilmuri is playing live. That is peak homies just vibing.

Now this may make me sound old, but I’m not about to start letting the sides of my thongs show above my pants. WUT

What is this “let me get aux” thing? Is Bluetooth now old people stuff?

As a 37-year-old working in corporate America, here is my best advice to you… Do not use an exclamation point. Ever. That’s it. Don’t use it.

There is no hate like Christian love.

My wife and I are watching season 2 of Shiny Happy People. Great watch for anyone who escaped religion.

Listen. I have never really played Halo, but that’s the best video game theme song to have ever themed.

Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files Bondi told president at the meeting that Justice also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victims.

Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.

These shorts are more short than I assumed. My pajama vibe is apparently now full on pale legs.

Has anyone ever died more metal than Ozzy? Plays a final show with tons of respect and then he’s out.

If you don’t have a needy ex from SweetWater, are you even a real musician?

What games are yall playing against friends on a phone? Im looking for back and forth turns in some game. Casual. Nothing timed. Play whenever. Words with friends vibes but something else because I’m married to an English teacher and always loose.

“Do you have any kids” thing on TikTok. It’s stuck in my head. I don’t know what it’s even about. I hate the internet.

Hey if you work at Astronomer, you don’t have HR right now. Just go ham. Call you boss a jerk. Do a shot during lunch. Wear a porn hub shirt to work. Yall got no rules right now.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Ya know that one yawn where you get to max out your lungs? Damn that feels good.

In your neck tattoo of the woods

Hey, so I have a “director” job title at a tech company and I also have a half sleeve of tattoos. At what point do my tattoos not allow me to get a real job?

Hey this is weird. Thank you.

Hey who’s your favorite weird TikTok creator? I like the weirdo that does the mullet shake challenge.

Mini vans are so lame. Please don’t reference this post when we have two kids.

Where all my fellow Chitters at? #chitcore

I don’t even smoke and I think this is a great idea

Poetic. I love it.

What will you do when it happens?

Isn’t it wild that fans are SO much more safe at a show with a band called something like Cannibal Corpse than any country show?

Hey listen. I don’t give a shit if my taxes go up so other people can get some sort of service to help them.

I’m not near one :(. There’s an “Aerie” in an AE and that’s it. Not even a PINK. :’(