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Keith Lyle

@funnykeithlyle.bsky.social

Stand up comedian, actor, writer. Lives in Las Vegas, grew up in Chicago. I’m probably working on something to make you laugh right now.

161 Followers  |  186 Following  |  123 Posts  |  Joined: 07.12.2023  |  1.9467

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I’ve subscribed to ESPN+ for many years. The fact I can’t watch Sportscenter on it because I’m a YouTube.tv subscriber is bullshit. I cancelled immediately. Eff them. If you can’t give me what I’ve already been paying for, eat a dick.

09.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only thing truly safe in America:
The Epstein files

05.11.2025 12:33 — 👍 512    🔁 110    💬 12    📌 5

Effing HILARIOUS

05.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brilliant

05.11.2025 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oof. Jayden Daniels. Let’s hope it’s not as bad as it looked.

03.11.2025 04:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait… they’re FINALLY going to admit it?

03.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get out and vote. Don’t be intimidated or distracted

03.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s the same type of shit they do in China to keep track of people. Get ready, Americans. They’re gonna be keeping tabs on you, if they aren’t already. We’re gonna be living like Handmaids Tale real soon

03.11.2025 03:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A brave young woman asks JD Vance: “When you talk about too many immigrants here, when did you guys decide that number? Why did you sell us a dream? You gave us the path and now tell us we don't belong here? Why do you have to be Christian to be American?”

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DQapzQi...

30.10.2025 03:23 — 👍 4486    🔁 1334    💬 217    📌 110
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

29.10.2025 21:44 — 👍 32800    🔁 14649    💬 1328    📌 1053
Laugh or cry, I choose laughter

Laugh or cry, I choose laughter

A fellow furloughed coworker posted this. Laugh so you don’t cry.

29.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 1021    🔁 252    💬 10    📌 16

Epstein file dump will solve the problem

30.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Epstein files. Release them now. Get the country back in good hands please

30.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meet Aunt Tifa…

11.10.2025 04:29 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Great joke

11.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re not going to be happy until people start dying from the plague

11.10.2025 04:24 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That dude is in the Epstein files. Trump is blackmailing him.

11.10.2025 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My friend works at WGN. This lady was released and is home resting. I hope she sues.

11.10.2025 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The GOP needs to be confronted with the facts. THERE IS NO ANTIFA. That’s the code word Trump uses for protestors against his fascism. There’s no Antifa organization or leadership. It doesn’t exist. AND WHEN THEY DENY, ask them to name the leader or where the office is located. It’s total BS.

11.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t believe this baseball game. Totally insane. If it was my Ticor it’s team playing, I’d have to be put in a mental health facility if they lost.

11.10.2025 04:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👇👇

03.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 14863    🔁 5081    💬 375    📌 184

This government shutdown is just so they can’t let in the newest member who will vote to release the Epstein files. They can’t keep the files from us for 3 more years.

04.10.2025 05:02 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump is defunding the police where he can so he can fill the void with his masked Gestapo. He did it in DC, and he tried it in New York but balked. Additionally, Pam Bondi is investigating the Portland police bureau because they arrested a right wing agitator. Pay attention.

04.10.2025 04:49 — 👍 2912    🔁 1212    💬 80    📌 26

LOL!!

23.09.2025 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This #Tylenol thing is bullshit. That new autism “prescription” is from Dr Oz’s company. The grift continues. So much of kids “on the spectrum” is behavior issues from shitty parenting. I’ve watched friends kids suddenly become autistic because it couldn’t be because of them.

23.09.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It takes longer to cook the books than they thought.

21.09.2025 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jury finds LA protester not guilty of assaulting border patrol agent Brayan Ramos-Brito acquitted after US immigration officials were accused in court of lying about the incident

"A Los Angeles protester charged with assaulting a border patrol agent in June was acquitted on Wednesday after US immigration officials were accused in court of lying about the incident." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

20.09.2025 03:14 — 👍 510    🔁 163    💬 20    📌 13
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It is absolutely insane to me that we're having a debate over whether or not the rightwing deploys violent rhetoric within days of a Fox News personality calling for homeless people to be killed by lethal injection. There is no excuse for this obliviousness. It's unacceptable.

16.09.2025 02:06 — 👍 19914    🔁 4732    💬 148    📌 150
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Truth bomb‼️

This man should be the one speaking on college campuses…

“They’re planning for us to turn on each other and make this culture war a civil war. I am begging you, please, for the love of God, for the love of our neighbors… do not take the bait.”

Watch

15.09.2025 01:02 — 👍 7780    🔁 3381    💬 326    📌 374

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