Scratch

who lowkey be oedipal for oomf

c-could I have a crumb of pussy, ma'am?

wish Brian berkman was here 💔

Here to make everyone a lot worse

David Aames, played by Tom Cruise, from Vanilla Sky (2001). In his scarred appearance.

everytime I log into twitter I feel like this mf

I do fear mission impossible the final reckoning comes out next year so :/

Well, you gyatta have an opinion. I mean, do you think Gronk came down from Ohio and fanum taxe- [GUNSHOT]

#real niggas know the cowl is essential.

My backshots sound like gunshots can't do nothing with nooone in an appartment setting because then its a whole Police Situation within like 2 minutes meaning I'll just barely get to have achieved orgasm. The cops know me by name now which like, You Don't Want That

unrelated but tom cruise is so fucking cute in this gif omg look at his hair and his little face, I wanna squish him, I wanna kiss him he's so tiny, :3

IM SAYIN LIKE

a woman wearing a pink under armour shirt holds her hands up ALT: a woman wearing a pink under armour shirt holds her hands up

Dude where are the Billie Eilish stans at????

SKIBIDI HAWK TUAH RIZZ RESPECT BALKAN RAGE GOONING

This 97 year old diner still serves Coke the old fashioned way!

a man sitting on a couch eating popcorn from a bucket that says pepsi ALT: a man sitting on a couch eating popcorn from a bucket that says pepsi

This layout is such a time capsule of my fandom of Roman Reigns I don’t think I ever want to change it, he’s still a god among men don’t mistake my words, it’s just that I’ve seen the light of another

*to the tune of seek and destroy by Metallica* GOONING, GOONING TO GYATTS

Muslim on X dot com: yeah maybe Kamala shouldn’t have paraded around Liz Cheney and have Bill Clinton tell us our families deserved to die then she could’ve gotten our vote

Crackkka lib: I just… I just I fucking can’t today *opens bluesky* hiii skeeters I need some doggo pics to cheer me up 💔💔💔

White libs alluding to “bad things happening” on here without outright saying what it is

Hai :D

everyone who's mean to adrian will go to hell

Twitter, this is the eighth shitty “Twitter killer” since 2022

Tom Cruise not on here? Aw hell nah bro I’m going back to Twitter

What’s up Bluesky social