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Part time Artist & Type Designer, full time homosexual. Opinions my own because thatโ€™s how opinions work. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Yes, I am in fact, a vampire.

19.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The author circa 1992

The author circa 1992

TWINK ERA SKINNY LEGEND

19.02.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of the author circa 1992

A photo of the author circa 1992

Circa 1992...

19.02.2026 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hellenistic Greek mythology is quite fucked up when you read the actual stuff & not the Disney version ๐Ÿ˜ณ

19.02.2026 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Handsome boi! ๐Ÿ˜ป

19.02.2026 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
US military prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, but Trump has yet to make a final call, sources say

US military prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, but Trump has yet to make a final call, sources say

Meanwhile, the regime in the US is about to start WWIII to distract from release of evidence regarding Dear Leaderโ€™s involvement with child rape.

19.02.2026 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just getting this doodle in before someone like Matt does a proper job.

19.02.2026 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Happy Birthday! ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ ๐Ÿฅณ

19.02.2026 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a peacock ad for the traitors shows a man in a plaid hat Alt: a peacock ad for the traitors shows a man in a plaid hat

And itโ€™s his birthday!

19.02.2026 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And that Kraftwerk shirt too! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

19.02.2026 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YESSSSSS!!!

19.02.2026 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

19.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE BEST!! My sister and I still say that all the time.

19.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

19.02.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Gen X urge toโ€ฆ you know what? Nevermind.

19.02.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

MORTIFYING

19.02.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is already better than my story about walking with my ex along Central Park West in 1997 and him shouting โ€œthatโ€™s PINKโ€ to Gwen Stefani.

19.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Followingโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€

19.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman with her mouth open . Alt: a close up of a woman with her mouth open .

AND BEFORE ANYONE MENTIONS NEUE HAAS GROTESK, THAT WAS ONLY AVAILABLE IN EUROPE THROUGH BAUER AND WAS NOT AVAILABLE THROUGH MONOTYPE OR OTHER AMERICAN FOUNDRIES

18.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a movie BUTโ€ฆ

EVERY GODDMAN PRODUCTION OF SUNSET BOULEVARD USES HELVETICA WHICH WASNT EVEN DESIGNED UNTIL WELL AFTER THE TIME PERIOD THE STORY IS SETโ€ฆ TRADE GOTHIC IS ALWAYS THE HISTORICALLY APPROPRIATE CHOICE.

18.02.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She should smile more

18.02.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ughโ€ฆ these twoโ€ฆ

Ughโ€ฆ these twoโ€ฆ

The new collab nobody asked for just droppedโ€ฆ

18.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ˜˜

18.02.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of belle and the beast dancing in a ballroom . Alt: a cartoon of belle and the beast dancing in a ballroom .
18.02.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œMmm I love these coordinating beige and cream colors!โ€

18.02.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unbelievable

18.02.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It took me two years to find a decent plumber who would return my call about installing a replacement shower.

How did they find someone to renovate??

18.02.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UPDATE: It was in the WSJ

www.wsj.com/real-estate/...

18.02.2026 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks like that 1970s era Z-brick plastic shit my parents had. So sheik! ๐Ÿคฃ

18.02.2026 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asian inspired gold leaf animals meets exposed brick with Edison light bulbs and midcentury danish wood with art deco accents and Roman columns.

Perfect!

18.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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