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This totally tracks. 💀

“Can you repeat that so my pen can hear you better?” 😆

Leadership means flexibility… 🙄

Boyfriend-twins are just weird and gross.

Weird flex for the peace prize.

I’ll alert the authorities of your anti-American activities.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane .

Exactly.

That comment is going into your permanent record… 🫣🤣

UPDATE: It just chastised everyone in the meeting…

“ With roughly 9 minutes left, please focus on clarifying, and addressing the following before time is up…”

Like… fuck you, copilot snitch ass bitch.

Supreme Court seems inclined to limit race-based electoral districts under the Voting Rights Act • On Wednesday, the U.S. Supreme Court seemed inclined to strike down a Black majority congressional district in Louisiana because it relied heavily on race as protesters gathered outside. • After the legislature drew a new map to add a second majority-Black district, a group of white voters sued, and the court expanded the case with its June reargument request this year. • Racially polarized voting in Louisiana exceeds 84%, which judges noted as central to Section 2 claims, while Chief Justice John Roberts described the snake district as stretching more than 200 miles. • A quick ruling could allow Louisiana and other states time to redraw maps ahead of next year's congressional election, with Fair Fight and Black Voters Matter warning Republicans could gain 19 to 27 seats. • If Section 2 is dismantled, removing limits would let Southern and GOP-controlled states redraw districts without federal constraints, enabling extreme partisan gerrymandering nationwide. Insights by Ground News Al

Racist ass Supreme Court “doesn’t see color”

“Jim farted repeatedly and the team discussed if he needed to see a doctor about that.”

a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face . Alt: a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .

I’m in a meeting and the person who set the meeting activated an AI “Facilitator” in Teams.

Mid-meeting it posted an update in chat: “The meeting is at its midpoint and the conversation is focused and moving forward.”

As always, I find AI to be very overlord-ish.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUNNY

This is EVERYTHING.

Feet aren’t particularly my thing either, but it definitely makes sense.

a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know Alt: a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know

Did you know… the area of the brain that senses sexual pleasure is VERY close to the area of the brain that senses your feet?

She definitely had a good divorce attorney.

“Kids”

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Robin Williams' daughter, Zelda Williams, also recently slammed people who are making Al-generated videos of her late father, calling the clips "gross." She added, "To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop pup-peteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it."

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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism? Are my hot flashes due to an estrogen imbalance or a rapidly warming planet hastened by unaccountable oil barons who own our elections? Am I irrita...

"Are my hot flashes due to an estrogen imbalance or a rapidly warming planet hastened by unaccountable oil barons who own our elections?"

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and making a funny face . Alt: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and making a funny face .

I prefer “histrionic personality and eating disorder Barbie.”

McSweeney’s decorative gourd season coffee cup

“Is that the…”

“McSweeney’s ‘Decorative Gourd Season’ coffee cup? Yes it is.”

You would find me at the school board meeting SO FAST.

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SUCH A GREAT MOVIE (as depressing as it is)

Is that from Children of Men??

FERAL! 😆