Jim

Apple does like to brick its devices after a few years.

Pro tip: A Mac from 2014 that can no longer be updated makes a VERY CHEAP high quality monitor! 💅

Oh god… the WORST. That was the sign my last MacBook was ready to be replaced.

I suppose everyone’s a whore. Everyone has a price.

Mine is just dinner and drinks. 🤣

People like him are so frustrating because they have the ability to make good, solid, well planned arguments but then actively choose to pander to the worst ideas just for the ratings.

Don’t download malware. Don’t download AI software. 🫣😬🥴

I mean - stopped clock and all that but… faaaaahhhhhhck.

Oh yeah - he is a deeply broken man-child.

His parents must have been absolutely trash humans.

Piers assumption that being a misogynist is a pathway to being gay shows a complete lack of understanding about how homosexuality works in gay men.

Most gay men *LOVE*, *RESPECT* and treat women as equals.

TWENTY FUKKING SEVEN

WHY AM I CHEERING FOR PIERS FUKKING MORGAN???

Hence the green screen.

I absolutely despised that they’ve taken these bedrock Boomer/GenX children’s cartoons and media and transformed them all into snarky assholes with low quality jokes.

“He will do nicely..” 🫣

When my kids were little they BEGGED me to take them to see this ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ remake. It was so so so so so so so bad. So bad. Insufferably bad.

But, and hear me out, what if we could leverage the power of all 260 million Americans?

Say through a single group plan run by the government…

Would it be so hard to just say “beef, chicken, shrimp or tofu?”

Gremlin kitty!! ❤️

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Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

Insufferable Overpriced Restaurants: “And for the protein?”

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🤣🤣🤣

Godspeed.

a woman is holding a pair of glasses and saying `` that 's all . '' Alt: a woman is holding a pair of glasses and saying `` that 's all . ''

The drywall guy who just arrived is super hot.

You too! 🫂

A photo of a cat smoking a cigarette with text below that says, “To everyone I offended this year... Work on yourself so I don't have to do it again next year.”

And for everyone I haven’t offended yet, take a number.

Dear God yes.

The red and green stand had open holes at the ends of the stand legs, so he just screwed the whole thing into a giant wood base.

My father screwed ours into a giant wooden base for stabilization. That shit was amazing.

Fruitcake… 😂

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Fred Schneider and the Superions is my new favorite Christmas album. Where has this been hiding?

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Them: “Can I have a name for the order?”

Me: “Jim.”

Them: “G-Y-M ?”

Me: “Sure.”

Christmas tree decorations… not what you think… get your mind out of the gutter, you whores.

Christmas tree decorations… not what you think… get your mind out of the gutter, you whores.

Christmas tree decorations… not what you think… get your mind out of the gutter, you whores.

DON’T DO IT…