Yes, I am in fact, a vampire.
19.02.2026 18:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@crazyjim.bsky.social
Part time Artist & Type Designer, full time homosexual. Opinions my own because thatโs how opinions work. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Yes, I am in fact, a vampire.
19.02.2026 18:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The author circa 1992
TWINK ERA SKINNY LEGEND
19.02.2026 14:40 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A photo of the author circa 1992
Circa 1992...
19.02.2026 14:28 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Hellenistic Greek mythology is quite fucked up when you read the actual stuff & not the Disney version ๐ณ
19.02.2026 12:00 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Handsome boi! ๐ป
19.02.2026 12:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0US military prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, but Trump has yet to make a final call, sources say
Meanwhile, the regime in the US is about to start WWIII to distract from release of evidence regarding Dear Leaderโs involvement with child rape.
19.02.2026 11:56 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just getting this doodle in before someone like Matt does a proper job.
19.02.2026 10:37 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Happy Happy Birthday! ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅณ
19.02.2026 11:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And that Kraftwerk shirt too! ๐ฅ
19.02.2026 11:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0YESSSSSS!!!
19.02.2026 11:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
19.02.2026 01:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0THE BEST!! My sister and I still say that all the time.
19.02.2026 00:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐๐๐
19.02.2026 00:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The Gen X urge toโฆ you know what? Nevermind.
19.02.2026 00:15 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 3MORTIFYING
19.02.2026 00:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is already better than my story about walking with my ex along Central Park West in 1997 and him shouting โthatโs PINKโ to Gwen Stefani.
19.02.2026 00:06 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Followingโฆ ๐ ๐ ๐
19.02.2026 00:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0AND BEFORE ANYONE MENTIONS NEUE HAAS GROTESK, THAT WAS ONLY AVAILABLE IN EUROPE THROUGH BAUER AND WAS NOT AVAILABLE THROUGH MONOTYPE OR OTHER AMERICAN FOUNDRIES
18.02.2026 23:52 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not a movie BUTโฆ
EVERY GODDMAN PRODUCTION OF SUNSET BOULEVARD USES HELVETICA WHICH WASNT EVEN DESIGNED UNTIL WELL AFTER THE TIME PERIOD THE STORY IS SETโฆ TRADE GOTHIC IS ALWAYS THE HISTORICALLY APPROPRIATE CHOICE.
She should smile more
18.02.2026 23:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ughโฆ these twoโฆ
The new collab nobody asked for just droppedโฆ
18.02.2026 23:28 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1๐
18.02.2026 23:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โMmm I love these coordinating beige and cream colors!โ
18.02.2026 13:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Unbelievable
18.02.2026 13:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It took me two years to find a decent plumber who would return my call about installing a replacement shower.
How did they find someone to renovate??
UPDATE: It was in the WSJ
www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
It looks like that 1970s era Z-brick plastic shit my parents had. So sheik! ๐คฃ
18.02.2026 13:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Asian inspired gold leaf animals meets exposed brick with Edison light bulbs and midcentury danish wood with art deco accents and Roman columns.
Perfect!