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@azurspan.bsky.social

formerly Selph funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks! No minors! My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda

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An orange and yellow inflatable Tarrasque with almost-ultramarine geometric markings and horns.  The reptilian monster toy has a body shape uniquely suited to overinflation.

An orange and yellow inflatable Tarrasque with almost-ultramarine geometric markings and horns. The reptilian monster toy has a body shape uniquely suited to overinflation.

An #inflatable #tarrasque. He doesnโ€™t look quite full, though, surely feeding him more air couldnโ€™t possibly have any unfortunate consequencesโ€ฆ

#monster #reptile #furryart

23.01.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Samuel "Sam" Dog ....??? ๐Ÿซ 

28.01.2026 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 655    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ma, that weird tanuki is out front giving everyone pamphlets again!!!!

28.01.2026 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slept a bit better. Just need to keep pushing for daily walks and getting my backlog done!

28.01.2026 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'd be cool to have more local friends I could go swimming with, honestly. My doctor recommended it since it's low impact on the body, so that'd probably be really good for my physiotherapy.

28.01.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof. My stamina is absolutely non-existent after being sick for months on end. I need to start finding gentler ways to build it up again.

28.01.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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jehuty study ๐Ÿฅบ

16.03.2024 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what flavour is that drink, it's really pretty

25.01.2026 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Badgerclops ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

25.01.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 812    ๐Ÿ” 220    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's funny how differently our brains are wired. Cause dicks, outside of art etc, do nothing for me visually.

I just immediately think of dune or tremors

fuck without rhythm to avoid awakening the great worm

25.01.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Secret santa for @percybull.bsky.social that was going to have a popping alt but school and shit got in the way that I forgot to upload it for a month but anyway WAHOO art

22.01.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this reads like an incantation

25.01.2026 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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correct, 100/10 for you

25.01.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

witnessing a looming blimp? how could i not <3

24.01.2026 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's no need to apologize. Hope you get the rest and care you need! <3

24.01.2026 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh man i've not seen this in YEEEEEEARS

24.01.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking that first deep breath at home after masking can be quite... fulfilling. Very filling. Explosive, even. Ah well we needed a new bouncy castle slash inflatable art piece anyway.

24.01.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the colour composition on this is gorgeous

24.01.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope it breaks soon and you recover quickly!

24.01.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty please with a cherry on pop? ... I MEAN TOP.

24.01.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A little fanart for the amazing @emmbunn.bsky.social

23.01.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 362    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

also to pivot to un-sexy exploding for a sec

i was worried the new ry/an mur/phy show was gonna do this, but yup, the virus in show literally turns you into a gore pinata rather than like

the way it worked in the comics where you ignited, but left a macabre beauty charred body behind, ugh

24.01.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

evil handsome clowns, ghosts, bloodborne inspired vore/stuffing, weird ass masculinity parody based inflation

we got it all here at the what-the-fuck-selph-emporium

24.01.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway i might be planning out a slightly gory stuffing/wg story based on a certain video game i'm into cause i think i have a kink for like

the concept of hunger?????

there's something really hot about a character sweating, biting their tongue, trying to deny their primal want and failing

24.01.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been in situations where people assume that friends of mine, by association with me, have the same degree of comfort when interacting with kink and flirtation via kink language. And I feel indirectly responsible for the harassment they've received, but also, don't assume. It's not hard.

24.01.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like. I invite people to call me a big fat balloon, a blimp, etc. But that doesn't mean you should do that to anyone else who has my kinks, or exists adjacent to me, unless they specifically show they're okay with that.

Like, if I get called pig out the blue, I'd probably just block you. Y'know?

24.01.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tl;dr - So long as any fetish/kink talk remains in spaces where it's invited, and you don't like, froth at my giant gut in public like some kind of cartoon wolf. We're chill.

I think it's super important to restrict kink language to spaces where it's invited by the person themselves.

24.01.2026 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's possible that I'm old fashioned, but I find the term chubby chaser sort of unacceptable. We decry the use of the word chaser in any other circumstance. Why we're passive in allowing it to exist when referring to body weight is bizarre to me, it just feels so othering to me.

24.01.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That isn't to say other fat people are always innocent of fetishization. I've had people be very strange about my height, masculinity, voice, etc in the past. But as an initial point of comfort, I do admit to being wary of people on the thinner side who engage in chaser nomenclature and culture.

24.01.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something I find difficult to articulate at times is my sexual comfort, it's not "fat or nothing".

I've been fetishized by chasers for over a decade in very degrading ways, and so I'm more initially comfortable flirting and opening up sexually to other fat people, because of our shared experiences.

24.01.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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