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Remember, this is coming from the guy who said he didn’t know anything about Project 2025.

If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.

DOC: Take these 17 pills to avoid potentially life-threatening consequences.
INSURANCE CO: We’ll let you have 9.
This is why everyone loves Luigi. FFS.

They started with the undocumented, then they went after visa holders and permanent residents, now it's naturalized citizens.

How many times must history rhyme and repeat before we realize what's going on?

@valderie.bsky.social

The obvious point here is that when Dems hold positions of power they don't actually force people to say things like "pregnant people." Some people were asked to used their pro-nouns once on a zoom call and mistook it for oppression.

Call your Senators. 202-224-3121. Tell them in a recent poll, 70% of those polled were against RFK for this position. That might give your Senators the political cover they need to vote no. Don't allow RFKjr to be in charge of your health and that of those whom you love.

New 'Jurassic World Rebirth' Images Tease "A Little Bit of Everything That's Scary" Ahead of tomorrow's trailer drop, Vanity Fair got a first look at six images from Jurassic World Rebirth. The accompanying article reveals that the

Ahead of the trailer's arrival tomorrow, new images from JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH lean into the horror elements:
bloody-disgusting.com/movie/385333...

i love how i knew what this was the second i saw it+ before i was even reminded (from another post on here) when it was happening (i knew it was this week but helloooooo stress induced brain fog) 😂

Hey MAGA! What about those eggs?! What about those eggs, MAGA! He’s got time to try to invade Greenland but not bring egg prices down.

I swear to GAWD not a day is going to go by that I don’t bitch about the eggs, since that’s what yall sold us all out for.

Yall threw us into a fascist oligarchy for eggs YOU AINT EVEN GONNA GET.

Why The Oscars Are Completely Wrong About Emilia Pérez (And What You Should Actually Watch) - SlashFilm Crime musical Emilia Pérez scored 13 nominations at the 2025 Oscars, demonstrating just how out of touch the Academy is with marginalized communities.

I used my irritation about the Emilia Pérez nomination record to talk about 11 trans films released in 2024 worth watching instead.

www.slashfilm.com/1770328/why-...

Why are some of you still using X? I don't mean the people that must keep it for their job or income, but the rest of you? I'm trying to understand what your red line is. Or do you not have one?

I Saw the TV Glow being ignored is something.

Teen Vogue is kicking ass.

A reminder that history shows that when the wealthy get tax cuts they do not actually boost their spending. They save excess wealth and get interest on it.

Giving more money to poor and working class actually DOES help the economy, as they pump it back into their communities and the economy. 🤷‍♂️

Fuck it. I’m ringing the alarm. I’d love to be wrong but I don’t think I will be. Thread of things to do THIS WEEK if you haven’t already:

Use Signal to talk about protests
Use Signal to talk about your wordle score
Use Signal to talk about abortion
Use Signal to talk about your mom's knitting club
Use Signal to talk about parties
Use Signal to talk about gender affirming care
Use Signal to talk about the weather

Use Signal

“You should quit!!”

Totally! Have you started an app I can immediately monetize my comedy on? No.

Are you offering me a writing job? No.

Are you working to fix the issues within the entertainment industry as a whole that make it incredibly difficult to be a creative in general?

Ah.

Tell me again how sexual assault allegations ruin a man's career.

“All we have is each other” is either utterly terrifying or a source of profound comfort depending on my mood.

Hey conservatives, guess what? Trans people, immigrants, all the people you were taught to hate…

We were never your enemy. Ever. We did nothing to you.

We were the shiny keys that powerful men dangled in front of you, and when you turned to look, they picked your pockets.

If I see a single one of you MF’s chewing out another leftist for a minor infraction or imperfection in an era where the richest man alive is doing Nazi salutes on live television, I swear to god I’m going to personally grab you by the hair and force you to touch grass.

call me crazy but when I was a kid being violently opposed to Nazism was fundamental to being pro-American

Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost.
They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong.

Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread