Who is Keycard West?

Me trying to get ChatGPT to give me the results I want:

Saying slavery taught black people job skills is like saying Jeffrey Epstein taught those girls customer service skills.

This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

What is Alabamacatrazzberry?

What is big band o’lakes?

What is introversion?

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Kash Patel when asked too many questions about the Epstein Files:

What is Picnicaragua?

How much of a cunt do you have to be to shit on Tom Hanks?

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Me when I learn the rumors of Trump’s passing are just that - rumors.

What is a shut-your-trapezoid?

What is Y2Kaiser?

What is a cemental case?

What is a Venitchan Blind?

You can’t be Sirius with that joke.

Let us all take a moment to appreciate the irony of Donald Trump re-establishing the Presidential Fitness Test.

Who is Yak-Off Smirnov?

What is Breakfast: (noun) (break-fast) (The first meal of the day) at Tiffany’s?

What is My Mother the Carp?

Texas, you need to take things out of Cruz control, because it’s not getting you anywhere.

What are AnxietyRexes?

Can the Republicans in Washington D.C. please get some big, beautiful balls?

Who was Mao Ze Ramalamadingdong?

What is two-lip-filler jam?

I remember trying to learn the rules of Yahtzee and thinking, “Why is this so complicated? It’s fucking DICE!”

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Trump: So, Iran, you’re totally going to do what I tell you to and you’re not going to develop any more nuclear weapons, right?

Iran:

What is a sweet pea coat?

What is Chorelando, FL?

Senator Padilla was clearly guilty of WWL: Walking While Latino.