Collin Murr

The vows:

Lil Dicky you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Lil Dicky! Lil Dicky!

End title card for reality tv show Big Brother, where the letter O in brother is styled as a camera lens Text below reads: Big Brother This program is not associated or affiliated with the Estate of George Orwell and is not based on the novel '1984"

I feel like these days, news shows should also end with this disclaimer

"So we're getting this information from multiple sources [...] within the mayor's office and within Metro Police Department, that President Trump, come tomorrow, will deploy the National Guard along the streets of DC."

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And Just Like That can make up for everything by ending the series with the revelation that Big was prominently featured in the Epstein Files.

Headline from nyt of Cuomo resigning from office.

This day in history, an abuser resigned in disgrace. He will never hold such power again. We won’t let him.

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

The intimacy is ruined as soon as you hear, “I take thee, Lil Dicky.”

'Ambassador Spank' has a certain ring to it

In the future, we need to look into affixing shock collars to anyone who gets into politics. That way, at a debate, a podcast, a town hall, if you are asked a yes or no question and you do this, we can blast your ass into the electric halls of Valhalla.

As Trump is the American poor man’s idea of rich, Buttigieg is the dim man’s idea of smart. He’s not saying a fucking thing. And you’d think that skill would make him a better politician, not a perennial loser.

"Do people deserve rights?"
"What a complicated question with many facets for me, someone who is somehow a prominent Democrat."

"Russign culture and Russian history is sort of baked into Alaska," said Brandon Boylan, a professor at the University of Alaska Fairbanks who has researched Alaska's role in U.S.-Russia relations. "There's a lot of remnants of the Russian American legacy."

The faculty have been waiting decades to get this quote into the Times.

The NOW YOU SEE ME film series has to be the most Mandela effect franchise in cinematic history

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god

The BBC news music, obviously

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"Ireland is running out of priests. There is an obvious solution"

There's no rule that says a dog can't be a priest

ANDREW CUOMO: 🎶 butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as h- [gets sucker punched]

LEVAR BURTON: [wipes blood off hands, stands over Cuomo] take a look, it’s in a book, you’re a creepy sex pest

why on earth would this be in a mayan temple

All that glitters is not gold. Sometimes it is kindergarten teacher. And sometimes it is stripper.

“I don’t know why it’s not working for you. I just kept losing my mind on the internet and then they made me president.” — Trump to Cuomo.

Thomas Chatterton Williams sounds like the made-up British husband of Linda Yaccarino

ONCE AGAIN I AM ASKING YOU TO DENY ALAN DERSHOWITZ A PIEROGI

The Erie Canal was completed 12 years before Chicago was founded

Airport update: I wasn’t paying attention when the TSA guy asked “Any beverages?” and I said “Thanks I’m good.”

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

Stop. using. ChatGPT. even. to. dunk. on. it.

JFC people. What are you doing?

Born to Run is his greatest album, but The River is his definitive album. It’s the one that contains all of his multitudes.