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Wild times! Feels like just yesterday but also somehow way more than five years ago 😂

Beaded bracelets on a jewelry stand

Beaded bracelets on a jewelry stand

Did a really fun jewelry pop-up at a friend's shop a few Saturdays ago & totally excited to do more!

Far Side

Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking

cats greatest super power is being able to spread joy by just laying around

Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.

UPDATE: Charlie did great, and he still likes me! 😂 Sorry about your berries, buddy.

The first two batches of stickers I made of these sold out and it makes me happy to know this lil dude is slowly traveling all over. If you wanna add some snail stickers to your gifts before the holidays lemme know and I’ll get em out before Christmas bb

This lil guy is so cute! 🐌

the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss

I feel so guilty when I have to keep the semi-ferals in a trap for a few hours before getting them to the vet. Doing the right thing but I feel horrible that they have to go through the stress :(

Ok so I just got Charlie in the trap and he is pissed. After getting my hand torn up trying to get him down out of a high kitchen window as he was frantically looking for a way out, it was time. At 2:30am. Hoping he sleeps a few hours so I can too 😴

Charlie the black cat (miniature panther)

Charlie is getting tutored at the vet tomorrow! A bit nervous to get him in a cage for transport. Wish me luck 😬

Guy holding 2 wieners even though there is a sign saying "no wieners".

Them: Be normal like everyone else.

Me:

As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too

[crime scene]

DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces

COP: why would they do that

DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

I'm in HR again because I keep saying "the trash heap has spoken" everytime the boss ends team meetings.

She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well

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Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes

people don’t have paintings with eye holes through which they might watch their unassuming guests anymore

whoa!

ginger ale is the champagne of soda

ME: do you know the french word for goodbye

WIFE: adieu

ME: what is it then

Opening my Shakespeare themed restaurant tonight - The Taming of the Stew.

dragonfly holding onto a twig, fluffy clouds and housetops are blurry in the background

I said I was into resting. Not interesting