No.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE

which group are we pretending to protect with our power grab this time?

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

How long a staff will you be needing then?

But the next sentence after that, he'll say it's a hoax again, so that's canon in the MAGAverse.

Nerves can only take so many months of...
*gestures everywhere*
THIS.

Have you tried Compassion and Empathy?

For reference:

Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...

Source: www.propublica.org/article/trum...

This is what would be sold as Trump Pushups/Pullups to people who've never seen or done either of these for ten times the market value because that package is laced with gold colour.

Have I mentioned that I am a fan of the Oxford comma?

Absolutely in favour, except for the pineapple.

The corrupt legislators this massive company bribed do not agree with you there.

This has not been declared canon in Fox's MAGAverse, so it doesn't count.

Calling me out for being toxic is the REAL toxicity!

Who am I to diss a brieeee?

I recommend green beans in everything, with everything, mixed into everything and as salad on their own. Green bean cake, here we go.

Lobbies gonna bribe to make it legal to get those vulnerable groups, one by one.

Yeah, they'll never let Bush get away with... oh, you meant- oh, never mind.

*✨🎇Corruptiooooon🎇✨*

You got that wrong: if Trump does that, he gets The Good Words - he's "honest" and "straightforward" and "tells it like it is". Only Democrats get The Bad Words.

I'm sure Fox News has an entire book of guidelines on that.

Literally the only important question here:
Will they get away with it?

Gird yer loins!

Next thing you know, warlords will just invade countries because they want land, resources, whatever, and Trump will cheer them on just because they have his pee tape or bribe/praise him enough.

For us, so far, anyway. Can't prove a negative and all that.

Then he has no choice but to wash his hands of all future plane crashes now.

So if you have a thing with multiple people (poly = many), that is called a "polycule".

Then if you screw a mole, that's a molecule, right?

Always a shock when reality and assumptions/wishes don't agree. On the plus side: Now you know, and knowing is 46.85% of the battle, adjusted for inflation.

My guess is that it'll soon be illegal to report on reality rather than Trump's make-believe MAGA World.

It's not raw at all - it's actually rather smooth.

✨Corruption✨

with a hefty helping of

🎇Hypocrisy🎇

"Cannot" and "is not allowed to" are two very different things.