You don't become one of the uber-wealthy if you have that kind of social impulses in the first place.

It's a high-five for sorcerers.

Sorc-five!

That's exactly why you shouldn't feed them: you can't give them pets, they're herbivores, they'll get a tummyache!

I miss the way I thought things were before I knew better.

Know what's more profitable than sending disaster relief to people in need of disaster relief?

Pocketing the money and fobbing the people off with the lamest excuses you can get away with. And thanks to Fox, pretty much any excuse will do these days.

Oh, never mind then.

Please don't end the night with taking your skin off.

The word-theft-remixing machine can be used to steal words?

It is very much a show of strength for Trump's owner.

Didn't his White House only recently bring down a proposed ban on insider Trading for Legislators?

The coup has been completed successfully. The junta is in place, checks and balances have been undermined, sacked or outright ignored or destroyed, and all the nation's wealth is being diverted into the pockets of the loyalists.

Why keep faking interest in actually governing?

"Haha, menus are for nerds, right? You don't need a complicated MENU! Here's the one setting we're offering now. Our boardroom said this was the cheape- I mean best!"

What? Didn't you hear that he said he was winning?

On the contrary: he's fighting so brilliantly that he's protecting the entire audience sitting behind him. Truly heroic to cover them instead of his face.

"Guys, what else can we yell at Zohran for? Gimme something! Gimme anything!"

"Um... well, ... he... umm, lives in an apartment?"

"YESS! Bullseye!"

Jeffrey Dahmer has concluded that the Milwaukee Cannibal murders do not warrant further investigations. Look there! Behind you! Obama!

"SHUTT! THE FUCK! UUPP! WHILE I'M TALKING!"

meanwhile outside my head: "As I was trying to say (before I got interr- oh, that's fine, sure, keep going."

Sounds like it's in their best interest to finance your presence there though.

Didn't you see his tweet where he bragged about his ancestry? Don't the peasants appreciate that a man of such elevated pedigree deigns to rule over them at all?

Pshh, peons these days...

There will be times when you can't interact with her at will. Stock up on memories while you can.

Right, but just like the ban for insurrectionists doesn't count for Trump (according to his Supreme Court plants), the bans on bribery only count if you belong to a party that starts with a "D".

Counterpoint: corruption is very convenient for the people fleecing the people they swore to protect. Just ask ten corrupt people whether corruption is good.

What if -purely hypothetically speaking- the majority of the people voting on whether the president be impeached for treason were his co-conspirators?

Asking for a friend.

"Sabretooth's a nope then."

- Hurgh 'Seven-Fingers' Ghrgh

Ask your doctor if this style of foolishness is recommended for you. If foolishness lasts for longer than four hours, consult a professional.

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Maybe without getting mad*der*...

Alan Smithee can't direct a movie to save his life though.

Me good words! People me no like BAD WORDS!