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Yes, please. #NERevs

15.09.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's as DOGSO as DOGSO gets #NERevs

07.09.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm about to turn this off 90 seconds in #NERevs

07.09.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The #USMNT looked better under Berhalter

06.09.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's up with the trend of attacking players lining up offside on set pieces? Makes no sense. #NERevs

31.08.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome home, Matthew Charles Turner.

DONUTS! #NERevs

10.08.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was cheeky, Carles
#NERevs

10.08.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Live look at #NERevs Front Office:

08.08.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a window with his hand on his forehead . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a window with his hand on his forehead .

@mattdoyle.bsky.social

08.08.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Marta pump fake a header? #woso

03.08.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't watch, glad I didn't. Fucking fire him already, jfc. #NERevs

26.07.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like a new coach and a new goalkeeper, please? #NERevs

20.07.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This team can't keep control of a game to save their lives. Porter Out #NERevs

17.07.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still haven't forgiven Subway for discontinuing their Honey Oat bread

15.07.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are just letting Portland waltz right into the penalty area. Backing off like crazy #NERevs

06.07.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sell Mbappe. Real don't need him #FIFACWC

05.07.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heartbreaking for Musiala #FIFACWC

05.07.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Coffey can't stop scoring 🀷 #USWNT

02.07.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're legitimately streaming for free on DAZN

01.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Both UEFA vs UEFA Round of 16 matches have been tiresome to start. Feed me the other confederations #FIFAClubWorldCup

01.07.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I personally don't rate Lautaro Martinez at all #FIFAClubWorldCup

30.06.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are Inter doing?? #FIFACWC

30.06.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we got a coffey-rose-hutton midfield god is good saints

27.06.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face . ALT: a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face .

LAFC.. #FIFACWC

21.06.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Factually correct, but missing a large amount of context

20.06.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Jon Bell just scored, I would've caused a scene in the ATL airport #NERevs #FIFACWC

19.06.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is only about a $199M difference between the two clubs, but only one has Messi.

#Messi𓃡

19.06.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Inter Miami just beat Porto... MLS haters in the mud rn #FIFACWC

19.06.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to Opta, only 1.34 xG for Bayern's first half 🀷

18.06.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We're getting grouped at the Gold Cup #USMNT

07.06.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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