Jennifer

It's a gloomy day and supposed to rain. You wouldn't expect to hear Mister Softee out and about. Yet he came down my street so of course I got a cone.

So did I lol

Huckleberry is British? Well damn.

Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash Flock off

Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash

Driving to work this morning I spotted a Tesla with a custom license plate: FOKELON
Wish I got a pic bc I was surprised that didn't get flagged.

too many days are an exercise in discerning between "is the world ending" or "are we just run by idiots"...or both

Can we get Bad Bunny to read the Epstein files so that Fox News viewers will finally be mad about them?

I know I need a vacation when I have a hard time keeping my inside thoughts inside.

Getting my hair done tomorrow. I think it's been nearly a year. 🙃

the bushes were people 😂

I was wondering if it was real bc it would be so cool.

That was a very entertaining half time.

Ooh Ricky, too?

My dad thought Lady Gaga was Gloria Estefan at first.

When I lived in France we had a sweet old neighbor lady who would spit every time she passed a certain house. Eventually, her daughter explained to me that the home belonged to a man who’d collaborated with the Nazis 60 YEARS AGO. May these ICE goons face a similarly lonely future.

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.

It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

We got fascism and AI instead of replicators and flying cars. I will never forgive technocrats for this

Notice how the idiot telling us to "move on" from the Epstein files released six days ago never shuts up about an election that happened SIX YEARS AGO?

I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.

It's sooooooooo good! Truly perfect.

Cosplaytriot...🤣

The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"

How did I forget that Kurt Russell coached the Rangers?

I really like this version of the clip because you can hear people doing the barks (people bark like a dog for Brody, it's a thing), what sounds like some "A-E-Dub" chants (AEW fans do that when it's a matchup they really want to see) but then everybody coalesces on "FUCK ICE"

Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power.

They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.

Drury Misses

Something about there always being a tweet.

I gave up carbs, sugar and dairy for February to reset my eating habits. Meanwhile, the Rangers trade away Bread for nothing.

Redwood City temp 69° & sunny

Truly. Dare I say sun dress weather?

Ooh no. My fave boots that I've had for years are starting to flake. 😕

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years