AJC

I expect you can tell me that!

But he's normally so good at singing all the right words...😁

An arse with two cheeks...

Melania?

Turning it round 360 degrees?

I read that as "Well he didn't say I COULDN'T use the gun as a cudgel in preference to shooting them"...

My father-in-law once did this with several thousand US dollars in cash...

That's no mullet - that's a labradoodle!

Same with the extended version of Live Bed Show...

🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is now closing on 80,000 signatures!

Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed today!

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Aaaaargh, how did I miss this?

That would have meant a general election every 18 months or so over the past decade though; I'm not sure anyone would want to face that...

"Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

Just found this at the Oxfam shop! Very pleased.
#AllAboutEve #JulianneRegan

Isn't it "slug on the floor", if it's Shiver and Shake you're thinking of?

Reform Watch: Racism, racism and more racism Each week we cast over eyes over what Reform have been up to – from bizarre proclamations to the detail of how their attempts to run councils are going.

Reform UK's Tom Pickup, has been suspended by the party after posting in a far-right Whatsapp group where other members posted calls for Keir Starmer to be shot.

Don't just like it, share it.

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Sorry

I suspect this will turn out to be because the cheese ensures you die of a heart attack before the dementia can get you, sadly...

The other way round. Kate is short for Bob...

That's a tall carpet.

🚨BOOM! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 80,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000 this weekend. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!

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You'd think they'd have chosen a more flattering photo of him as well...

Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...

Please sign this petition for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics.

I don't care if you're left or right, Reform or Corbynite - we can't allow a hostile foreign nation to run riot in our political ecosystem.

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I trust you're talking about Mango Mussolini, rather than Miss Piggy? I know she has a reputation as a diva, but still...

Probably my favourite live album by anyone.

Instead, it was just one of the worst films I've ever had the misfortune to pay to watch.

Now you're just Gibbering...

You should think a bit more Caerphilly before saying something so Comte-versial in future.

The traffic just flows around you....

I'd like to offer you my most sincere contrafibularities...