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America’s Greatest Superhero, That Scourge Of The Underworld, Hunter Of Those Who Prey Upon The Innocent, That Marvelous Masked Mystery Man Known Only As The Blue Panda! (Listen to Decoder Ring Theatre wherever you get your podcasts)

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They WANT the pain. They’re trying to collapse society at the behest of billionaire tech bros. Cause collapse - hide in bunkers - emerge as saviors - enslave the remaining population and divide the country into corporate-run city-states - ??? - profit.

03.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t let these monsters succeed.

19.05.2025 15:48 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

These motherfuckers.

09.05.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone who writes “boarder” instead of “border” when dehumanizing undocumented immigrants should shut the fuck up about the semantics and nuance of immigration law.

If they’re an attorney, it should be grounds for immediate disbarment.

26.04.2025 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Journalists all over the world have been subjected to targeted attacks and investigations by authoritarian regimes. If anyone knows how to hide tracks and protect privacy, it’s journalists.

This just makes us hate them harder.

25.04.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you agree this man is the worst President in history and will go down in history as such, I want you to retweet this and follow me.

22.04.2025 19:59 — 👍 427    🔁 159    💬 35    📌 15

Stop, stop, I can only get so… you know the rest.

22.04.2025 21:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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… BECAUSE OF ASS-BACKWARD GOP POLICIES THAT YOU PROMOTE, YOU GODDAMMED RUTABAGA.

22.04.2025 21:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Exactly! I never travel with that much unprotected cash, and I’m a superhero!

21.04.2025 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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$3,000 in cash, huh? Sounds like civil forfeiture to me.

21.04.2025 18:55 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
ICE Took His Son From Their Bronx Home. Now His Son Is In Bukele's Mega-prison In El Salvador Merwil Gutiérrez had no criminal record when ICE agents detained the 19-year-old outside his home. Now his father, Wilmer, is still searching for answers.

documentedny.com/2025/04/14/i...

Did we learn NOTHING from decades in the Middle East, Asia, and Africa? If you fuck with someone’s family, they get pretty mad. Kill or disappear their family, and they become insurgents and freedom fighters.

15.04.2025 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We wouldn’t have to spend a trillion on the military if we didn’t have hundreds of bases all over the world to steal resources from everyone.

Defeat capitalism, save the world.

13.04.2025 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the literal point. They’re trying to collapse US society - for two reasons.
1: Putin owns half of our politicians and wants to prove that democracy fails.
2: musk, thiel, and their ilk have this sick fantasy that they’ll rise from their bunkers to rule over a new feudal America.

12.04.2025 23:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arm yourselves before it’s too late. The combination of an armed populace; a massive, varied, and challenging landscape; foreign assistance; strong leadership; and activated blue-state national guards could combat this attack on democracy.
Missing any one of these is a problem.

12.04.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s meant to be an example. If they can disappear a natural-born citizen who is also an immigration attorney in a blue state, they can take anyone they want.

She needs protection.

12.04.2025 22:51 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

We just have to cancel the cancel-ers.

12.04.2025 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Any democrat who is doing anything other than stopping the literal dismantling of our democracy is wasting time. The PressSec literally said, OUT LOUD, that they’re looking into “deporting” citizens to Salvadoran death camps without due process. 5 alarm fire here, dems, as people disappear into vans

12.04.2025 00:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Welsh tourist in US chained 'like Hannibal Lecter' - BBC News Becky Burke's parents say her legs, waist and hands were secured by US immigration officers.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Do they WANT radicals? This is how you get radicals.

10.04.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cause, you know, if you don’t get tested, you don’t have it.

06.04.2025 19:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One day, a real rain will come and wash the filth from our White House.

03.04.2025 12:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
- Lui-Man Gione

01.04.2025 20:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My my my… how quickly “signalgate” becomes “gmailgate.” I suppose they can just be different chapters in Whiskileaks.

01.04.2025 20:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nope. No. That’s enough. These absolute monsters need to be thrown out of our cities and states.

01.04.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

All the blue state governors (and probably some red state ones as well) need to band together, demand an end to this shit, and activate the national guard if necessary. The 2nd amendment isn’t (just) for people to have guns, it’s for the “well-regulated militia” (the national guard) to protect us.

01.04.2025 18:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Wouldn’t a conviction have some kind of, I dunno… record? A paper trail? Publicly available data? No?

“There’s a lot of evidence. Trust me. I’ve seen it. The biggest evidence ever. My source? I need sources now? You don’t trust me and the VP and the president? I guess we’ll deport you too.”

01.04.2025 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well this is fully the craziest shit I’ve seen yet. The entire administration should be impeached and removed. Complete, insane, bizarre incompetence.

01.04.2025 16:44 — 👍 5    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Obviously start at the beginning, but episode 7 blew my mind. What an amazing audio drama!!

01.04.2025 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll be there!

28.03.2025 04:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love this journey for her. Couldn’t have happened to a better person.

27.03.2025 22:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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