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"We've granted her anonymity bc she thinks if people realize who she is she won't get the 200 reads (cumulative equivalent) per AI-book in Kindle Unlimited page turns and it might hurt her AI-book consulting business" but she's totally "winning the race", do you even HEAR yourselves, NYT

Tfw you're laying in bed realizing you had very little to drink today except coffee

...idk, sounds like ghosts. d :

Delay by itself doesn't explain character shift, I wonder if that's all that's going on, or if "show every touch" would reveal anything else odd. (I've never had to troubleshoot my Apple devices beyond swapping out a failing digitizer though, so ymmv)

I still like my Model M, ijs. (-:

... that is a pretty weird failure mode, you're only seeing it when you have the keyboard up? No weird jumping touches otherwise...?

Also while I am very curious about the abstracted results, there is not enough gold in Fort Knox... hmm. There is not enough diamond in 55 Cancri Ae to make me willing to touch that raw data set, ever.

Darkest timeline dot GIF

Yeah, just it may not be somebody competent enough to try to use sed, just ^F for "Don T" and it hits every time that monster typed "don t" instead of "don\'t"

Though thinking a clever 20 year old has basically godlike ability to do their bidding on a computer absolutely tracks with this admin as well, so, I'm still wondering which PARTICULAR brand of idiocy got us here...

... or that some billionaire with brain damage equivalent to being kicked in the head by a horse every day doesn't use an apostrophe when he can find the space bar easier.

He types like he's illiterate anyway...

You're not wrong.

I do wonder how it happened, in spite of the gross incompetence.

Was it an idiot pushing buttons manually? Did somebody write a massively naïve script? Did they ask generative AI to do the work? Did they do it, notice stuff like this happening, and shrug, "they won't care"?...

Oh lawsy. Automatically redacting every instance of the letters "don t"?

I wonder what that could be about

That's nuts.

Like, "wonder if church will look empty for the 6:30 game" nuts.

I don't /think/ that's just me not caring about either of these teams...

... squirrel's smiling like it got away with something.

(The something is black oil sunflower seed.)

dog looking at you

i dont know if ive ever shared him but this is waffles copernicus rangel

aka mr waffles, waabooz, tiny buddy, wobbles, wobbaloosa, wafflitos

6G still counts as cheating

Kazoovela

Something something spy microchip and 5G

Some huge sculpture hanging above where I stopped for coffee It's interlocking circles, with skylights above

Today I looked up and found the Omega-13 device, I think

... why do stupid-rich guys always think their dna has something to do with it

You'll like him better when he gets over himself and becomes Dad-Joke @CaptainJellico.bsky.social

6:30 EST, you should be good

Y'all had mats? ( :

... literally saw this post while watching the "Waterloo" scene in Bill & Ted

Yeah, my wife defaults to slurries, I default to rouxs...

Neither one of us cooks with paper towels though ( :

Charlotte NC skyline, from the highway... lit up bloody red for some reason

Why is charlotte evil dot com

Yeah. Any starch will do. If you cook the starch in fat first it doesn't clump, though, which is a risk going straight into water

Many years, you kids ( : Miss y'all!

Hold the paper, though, please

human-grade turkey

the hell did you just say to me you

"Darlin can ya make a roux" turns out to be a much more important question than I realized