Mr Hokie

Personal goal is to get my fellow travelers in the Gate Area to rise up against the gate agent the next time they announce “plane broke, going to be a few minutes before we get the part over here”.
It would be glorious!😎🏆

Warning - have not Tweeted since Super Bowl.
Appreciate each of you recognizing the effort and encouraging my attempts to entertain (myself).
That is all…

11 More weekends until Week 0 of college football. @treadmillhorse.bsky.social as always, captures the spirit of all CFB fan bases right about now…

Ladies & Gentlemen:
The 0.00001 Club.

Hokies men & women basketball team both gonna win the ACC Tourney this year. Write it down.

Just good enough to string a couple of good games together and maybe get a little GoACC officiating breaks…

Sleep? More like witness protection!😎

Barkley should get the MVP - as Chiefs were so prepared for him that they forgot to prepare for literally anything else lol. 🏈 😎

Years from now, our grandchildren will ask us why that kicker is all alone back there on kick offs, and we’ll say…

Noooope! It’s a smoker that cuts grass.🏆

Quick 1st Half Recap.

This call >>> Seal as Seal comm.😎🏆

And this is why we didn’t get that next season of Yellowstone

Yep, I did have “Sloths in a beer commercial” on my bingo card.

If you’re not here for Pete Davidson getting a Super Bowl shout out - you’re doing it wrong lolol.😎

So the Hokies now have an NFL Tight End Coach as Offensive Coordinator, and an NFL LB Coach at DC. Maybe they have some really rich friends that can help out on the NIL thingy? 😎 🤷‍♂️ 🦃

Thx for making neck graphics a thing, and also a thing that once seen cannot be unseen.😎🏆

Well, for starters, our softball team is ranked in top 20 preseason. If it’s football you’re asking for…🤷🦃

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“427.78% eyeball lift and enhanced click-thru engagement levels as compared to pre-comp AOLalytics dial-up dynamics baseline metrics.”, or something like that lolol.

My favorite TikTok storyline six months from now:

“Digital marketers have some ‘splaining to do because there was no biz demand change after we stopped advertising on TikTok.”

TikTok is just as intoxicating to marketers as it is to users, who spent $11.1 billion on TT ads in 2024.

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Live look in on the Lions…👀

Gotta give the Lions credit - defense is hideous tonight so why not try 12.

Giving myself 0.5 points because I’ve never misspelled the word VINYL 😎🏆.

Calhoun is fine wine country, almost like Napa East…😎

Yes - but one for every active player position is good foundation to build on lol.😎

And the preparation to defend the Conch Republic begins…

Elon’s early evening attack on Turks & Caicos puts Key West and St John’s defense forces on high alert.

Steve Harvey & Monty Hall were also on the short list of game show hosts interviewed. The Wringling Brothers were not available for comment.😎🏈

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“And we’ll shift from the cows to citrus fruit, celebrated the virtues of automated technology the way Grandma would’ve envisioned a hundred years ago…”

My robot turned on and off my heat 63 times this morning, and then I told it to “take it up a notch” and it did! Truly glorious 😎.

Man, I bet this really feels great this mornin’!