@okty.bsky.social
Find me at Whole Foods, bitch.
Local police arrested a beaver for flooding a local town after the grand jury returned a damming indictment.
17.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey girl, are you from Napoleon, Ohio because you smell like tomato soup (complimentary)
17.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just thought of something so dumb but now it’s sitting in drafts instead of posted with abandon.
16.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
16.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 17636 🔁 1321 💬 196 📌 57The realest excuse I've seen yet though: we get to be in the video game.
16.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😭
16.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Airbnb for four days while the floors are being replaced during an insane work week. Not great!
16.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1I listen twice so I can do both parts
16.02.2026 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's so good
16.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Screamsinging "No Air" even though F Chris Brown forever
16.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Who called it
1) having a deadweight tonnage of 120,000 to 200,000 tons
2) draft up to 66 ft and
3) beam up to 254 ft
And not
Suezmaxxing
Pears figure skating
My brain when I hear "pairs figure skating"
15.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 83 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 2HADOUKEN
15.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The pairs figure skating team from Georgia (the country)
Go Dawgs
15.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Pears figure skating
My brain when I hear "pairs figure skating"
15.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 83 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 2I was going to tag you but then I saw you already commented
15.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bob Ross just thanked everyone for all the cards and prayers after his wife died and this is like the fourth time I’ve cried at the television today (the first three were all Olympics related)
15.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if you open it and it's about your vehicle's extended warranty
15.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I thought I wouldn't tear up again when I saw the replay of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen winning gold.
15.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh you volunteer as tribute? Must be nice to have free time.
15.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My entire executive team 😵💫😵💫
15.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If one of my analysts did this I would quietly and calmly explain the dangers of AI to them while preparing their severance package.
15.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you! It was $10
14.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The all-star game? If I wanted to watch a bunch of millionaires not care about their job I'd turn on C-SPAN.
14.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have set this up before!!
14.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Girl math solution: leave at 4:40, drive faster, makeup in the car, get there five minutes late.
14.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're supposed to be somehwere in 30 minutes. That somewhere is 30 minutes away. The hairdryer just fired up.
14.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1We should trade College GameDay for Prime Minister's Questions.
14.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TONY ADAMS ONCE DRANK 64 PINTS ON A EUROPEAN FLIGHT
14.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My new shirt
14.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
