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DOGMA Has Their Australian Performances Postponed By Promoter, Hardline Media, Because "They Only Want To Promote The Band We, And You, Thought We Were Getting" - Metal Injection Buckle up, 'cause this Dogma drama is both nasty and necessary, as potential and ex-members weigh in on the band's management.

DOGMA Has Their Australian Performances Postponed By Promoter, Hardline Media, Because "They Only Want To Promote The Band We, And You, Thought We Were Getting"
metalinjection.net/news/drama/d...

15.11.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This made me wonder about the etymology of quack.

โ€œโ€ฆshort for quacksalver (1570s), from obsolete Dutch quacksalver (modern kwakzalver), literally โ€˜hawker of salveโ€™โ€

15.11.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 615    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down Conversation With Boring Human

AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down Conversation With Boring Human

AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down Conversation With Boring Human https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-obviously-trying-to-wind-down-conversation-w-1850146151/

15.11.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1265    ๐Ÿ” 129    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Times are hard.

15.11.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FEMME FATALE To Release Re-Recorded Version Of 'Falling In And Out Of Love' Before Christmas In an interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, Lorraine Lewis was asked about a possible new full-length album from her long-running band FEMME FATALE, after the recent release of t...

FEMME FATALE To Release Re-Recorded Version Of 'Falling In And Out Of Love' Before Christmas

15.11.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A few Christmas treats included speculoos hot chocolate and ruby hot chocolate.

A few Christmas treats included speculoos hot chocolate and ruby hot chocolate.

If you missed the news, I now also do hot chocolate!

Made with real, finely grounded chocolate and packed in compostable, plastic-free bags. Never too early to grab one as a gift or, as I recommend, just enjoy it yourself. ๐Ÿ‘€โœจ

15.11.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cake thatโ€™s Tony Montana sitting on bricks of cocaine

A cake thatโ€™s Tony Montana sitting on bricks of cocaine

A local bakery just posted this photo on Facebook. Iโ€™ve gotten stuff from her before. Nice older lady. I do not know if she made it butโ€ฆitโ€™s perfect. Perfect.

15.11.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 894    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
A lifted smart fortwo in dark camo paint, with big black wheels and knobby tires and a roof rack

A lifted smart fortwo in dark camo paint, with big black wheels and knobby tires and a roof rack

nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car

15.11.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2880    ๐Ÿ” 369    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67
21.00 FANNY
American remake of the classic UK sitcom 'Bottom'

21.00 FANNY American remake of the classic UK sitcom 'Bottom'

Paging @adrianedmondson.bsky.social

15.11.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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GEORGE HARRIS, Son Of IRON MAIDEN Bassist STEVE HARRIS, Is Forced To Quit Touring With THE RAVEN AGE Due To 'Health Issue' George Harris, son of IRON MAIDEN bassist Steve Harris, has announced that the upcoming THE RAVEN AGE tour will be his last with the U.K.-based melodic metal act. George, who co-founded THE RAVEN AGE ...

GEORGE HARRIS, Son Of IRON MAIDEN Bassist STEVE HARRIS, Is Forced To Quit Touring With THE RAVEN AGE Due To 'Health Issue'

15.11.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's currently broken on EU-PC, Infernium is taking a breather it seems. Since this is a one-off event I hope they can get it back up quickly.

14.11.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SCORPIONS' KLAUS MEINE: 'We're Not A Political Band' In a new interview with Brazil's 89 A Rรกdio Rock, SCORPIONS singer Klaus Meine spoke about his decision to alter the lyrics to "Wind Of Change", an anti-war anthem the West German rock band put out af...

SCORPIONS' KLAUS MEINE: 'We're Not A Political Band'

14.11.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Awww. I remember Left Hand Mine, but I don't remember the dog. Time to jump back into Skyrim...๐Ÿง

14.11.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Christmas card by Bored Maud featuring a traditionally drawn ring of prawns wearing Santa hats.

A Christmas card by Bored Maud featuring a traditionally drawn ring of prawns wearing Santa hats.

When I first started designing Christmas cards I was mildly enamored by Victorian styles; fewer robins, more crabs and odd food things.
So...
Prawn Ring
#handmade #christmas
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14.11.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The little Infernium on EU-PC doesn't seem to want to move...

14.11.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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14.11.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: Itโ€™s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I donโ€™t get the biggest one, Iโ€™m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I donโ€™t install more whirling spike clubs, Iโ€™ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: Itโ€™s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I donโ€™t get the biggest one, Iโ€™m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I donโ€™t install more whirling spike clubs, Iโ€™ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

14.11.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8655    ๐Ÿ” 2465    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141
20.00 PAM AYRESWOLF
Please don't tell the coppers
But I stole an advanced chopper
Its firepower is most immense
A powerhouse of air defense
The perfect way of fighting crime
And gets me to the shops on time
Turbo boost! There in an instant!
See you at Aldi, Jan Michael Vincent

20.00 PAM AYRESWOLF Please don't tell the coppers But I stole an advanced chopper Its firepower is most immense A powerhouse of air defense The perfect way of fighting crime And gets me to the shops on time Turbo boost! There in an instant! See you at Aldi, Jan Michael Vincent

Well, we've had just the loveliest day with lots of new friends, some exciting future plans and just people being brilliant. Here's one of our old faves as a treat. Have a lovely Friday night you lot, and thanks for being ace :)

14.11.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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14.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A t-shirt featuring a painting of a duck above the text "bitch do I look like I give a fuck"

A t-shirt featuring a painting of a duck above the text "bitch do I look like I give a fuck"

ALL REGULAR TEES $15 UNTIL NOV 20
eatf.art/tees

14.11.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Watch JASON NEWSTED Cover BLACK SABBATH's "Children Of The Grave" With BLACKBERRY SMOKE Live - Metal Injection Newsted is one of the most underrated bassists metal has ever had.

Watch JASON NEWSTED Cover BLACK SABBATH's "Children Of The Grave" With BLACKBERRY SMOKE Live metalinjection.net/video/watch-...

14.11.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is

Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is

Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/

14.11.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1134    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Top 4 phrases Americans thinks the UK use:
1. Pip pip cheerio
2. Tally ho!
3. Would you like some biscuits with your tea sir?
4. God save the Queen

Actual top 4 UK phrases:
1. Weather's shit again
2. Cunt
3. For fuck's sake
4. Can you smell weed?

#FridayFuckology

14.11.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now you can share your AI delusions with Group ChatGPT Just when you thought virtual collaboration couldnโ€™t get worse, OpenAI stuffs a bot into your group conversations Feel like your team's group chat is a bit lifeless? Remote coworkers not really collaborating as well as they should be? There's a new way to stir the pot now that OpenAI has piloted ChatGPT group chats: cram a chatbot into the conversation and let it chime in whenever it thinks it should.โ€ฆ

Now you can share your AI delusions with Group ChatGPT

14.11.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Dogs came in a wide range of sizes and shapes long before modern breeds Life with humans changed dogs in some dramatic ways, and it didnโ€™t take long.
14.11.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer CARLA HARVEY's New Band THE VIOLENT HOUR Shares Music Video For 'Sex And Cigarettes' THE VIOLENT HOUR, the new band fronted by former BUTCHER BABIES vocalist Carla Harvey, has released the official music video for the song "Sex And Cigarettes". "Sex And Cigarettes" is the third video ...

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer CARLA HARVEY's New Band THE VIOLENT HOUR Shares Music Video For 'Sex And Cigarettes'

13.11.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LITA FORD Reflects On Her Post-THE RUNAWAYS 'Reinvention': 'I Really Had To Become A Solo Artist' In a new interview with Axe Lords, Lita Ford spoke about her "reinvention" after her departure from her former band, iconic 1970s rockers THE RUNAWAYS. She said (as transcribed by BLABBERMOUTH.NET): "...

LITA FORD Reflects On Her Post-THE RUNAWAYS 'Reinvention': 'I Really Had To Become A Solo Artist'

13.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy holidays: AI-enabled toys teach kids how to play with fire, sharp objects Consumer advocacy researchers at PIRG tested four AI toys, and none of them passed muster Picture the scene: It's Christmas morning and your child is happily chatting with the AI-enabled teddy bear you got them when you hear it telling them about sexual kinks, where to find the knives, and how to light matches. This is not a hypothetical scenario.ย โ€ฆ

Happy holidays: AI-enabled toys teach kids how to play with fire, sharp objects

13.11.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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"Iโ€™m just gonna warn you โ€” these are the LOUDEST pickups Iโ€™ve ever heard in a guitar": Bare Knuckle Halcyon humbucker pickup review Could the Halcyon humbucker be the forceful sonic voice you've been seeking?
13.11.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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