Donโt threaten me with a good time
29.10.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@thotwheelsracer.bsky.social
Short, yapping clown
Donโt threaten me with a good time
29.10.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The mini really shouldnโt take this long, Sam
29.10.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0However tall you want me to be bby
29.10.2025 13:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0With all this talk of how tall we are going on, I feel I need to remind everyone that the only response I accept to learning my true height is immediately offering to have me on your shoulders for the duration of a song of my choosing at any gigs we go to together
29.10.2025 12:27 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0So much better than pushing the cooked potatoes through a sieve!!
28.10.2025 21:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gave the ricer her maiden voyage tonight and it has made the smoothest mashed potatoes of my LIFE
28.10.2025 21:02 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โAccidentallyโ
28.10.2025 15:26 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
28.10.2025 10:46 โ ๐ 18766 ๐ 7271 ๐ฌ 247 ๐ 1297Reminder on this Quizzy Monday that I was going to go on Mastermind, but I can't sit on leather
27.10.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Either theyโre apologising for being a poor imitation of the connecting wall, or theyโve settled on a new drag name
27.10.2025 15:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Brazen
27.10.2025 13:02 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0One soup. And. Another. Soup
26.10.2025 18:32 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you Lukey โค๏ธ
26.10.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A transcript of Patricia Routledgeโs second monologue as Kitty for Victoria Wood As Seen on TV
Like getting a birthday card from Dame Patricia herself ๐
26.10.2025 17:31 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm sorry the level of chronically online you need to be to understand the nuances here are off the charts
26.10.2025 12:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Marsi is an absolute doll! I love her and her shop so much!!
26.10.2025 11:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you handsome โค๏ธ
26.10.2025 10:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This was Flux in Newnham, but Java over in Granchester is also a great spot!
26.10.2025 10:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It begins
26.10.2025 09:47 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0I have a name ๐ก
26.10.2025 08:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Heโs played knifey spooney before
25.10.2025 23:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I swear to god if one of you fuckers has organised a surprise Mat(t) Gala without my knowingโฆ
25.10.2025 23:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Nurse Joy quick out the gate with the birthday wishes ๐
25.10.2025 23:05 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This may have been usurped by Bloody Mary into Abracadabra into Judas into Aura into Scheiรe
25.10.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In a word, whimsy
25.10.2025 14:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gratefully received!
25.10.2025 14:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My instinct is telling me sweet potato, carrot, onion/leek and ginger
25.10.2025 13:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Tomorrow to the day baybeeee
25.10.2025 13:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Probably something root vegetable-based!
25.10.2025 13:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yes! Espresso and tonic water with yuzu syrup and candied yuzu!
25.10.2025 13:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0