Yashar

Used Gemini VEO 3, iMovie, CapCut, and Eleven Labs.
Might show it soon… maybe.

That’s the thing about being a founder — you build first, ask later.
Stay tuned.

We have a cracked marketing team.
I’m not trying to replace them. They’re just that good.

But when an idea hits, I have to build it.
So I made my own sizzle reel....

My team at Impressive.dev built an agent that reads your deck like an investor — and tells you the truth.

Drop your pitch deck → get investor-style notes in seconds.
What works. What wobbles. What wins.

At #SFTechWeek? Look for me.

I’ll show you what impressive really means.

Raising a $500k pre-seed.

Impressive lets anyone spin up a revenue-ready agentic business in seconds from a single request. No code. Just idea → business → revenue.

Team: scaled to $5M ARR in months, ex-Anthropic ops leader (2 IPOs).

Looking for conviction-driven angels who move fast. DM me

Curious: Do you still invest pre-PMF? Why? What proof flips you from “interesting” to “wire sent”?
Let’s make the playbook explicit.

Are you curious about what we're building? DM me and let's chat. It's not what you see 😉

#Founders: push to real proof (retention, revenue efficiency, bottoms-up expansion) before you price your future.
Investors: what minimum evidence earns your first meaningful check—weekly active retention? Payback < 12 months? 10+ unaffiliated customers? Say it out loud.

Benefits to #investors:

Lower failure risk, cleaner signal (usage/revenue > vibes)
Capital goes to growth, not “finding ourselves”
Fewer zombie caps, faster compounding

Why are we still funding experiments at company prices?

Flip the order:

Build → validate → then raise.
Let founders take the real risk: time in market, painful iterations, pivots.
Write the check once they’ve found pull, not just promise.

Hot take: most pre-seed dollars subsidize learning founders should do before taking a dime.

The loop I see over and over:

Ship a shiny POC/clickable demo
Raise
Spend to “build the real thing”
Burn months (and cap table) chasing PMF
Realize at month 6–12 the bet was wrong → pivot, re-raise, repeat

We’re looking for someone who:
• Has led growth at an early-stage SaaS or AI startup
• Knows how to drive traction without a brand or budget
• Understands distribution mechanics better than most PMs understand their own product
• Wants full ownership. Not a sandbox.

Our product turns meetings into execution.
Not summaries. Not dashboards.
Live AI agents that act while work is happening.

We’ve got real traction, enterprise pilots, and a creator marketplace in motion.
Now we need someone who can light the fire—and build the system that scales it.

🚨 We’re hiring a Head of Marketing & Growth at Notora AI.
This isn’t a “get in early” pitch. We’re already breaking through.

No sales team. No ads.
Just two founders building and closing—and we’re on track to hit $1M ARR.

Every startup has a turning point.

Ours? Bringing Jerry Yen on board.

🛰️ Ex–rocket engineer (4 launches, 0 splashdowns)
⚙️ Built fleet-standard military algorithms
💥 Now helping Notora scale agents that actually work

This isn’t hype. It’s horsepower.
Welcome to the team, Jerry
#agenticAI #startups

Want in?
👉 notora.ai

#WeDontCheatWeBuild
#AI
#Founders
#NotoraAI

We don’t play the game. We raise the bar.
@NotoraAI is for the builders, the doers, the ones who deliver.

No #cheats.
No #shortcuts.
Just #truth, #grit, and #execution.

Think You Can Build Better?
Good.
Use our #API. Go deep in your niche.
Build something great.
We’ll support you, amplify you, and pay you.

We Do What We Say.
#Live agents? ✔️
#Deploy in 20 seconds? ✔️
Get paid as a #creator? ✔️
We’ve built it. It’s live. Go try it.

#Pay for What’s Real.
You’re not buying a maybe.
You’re not #investing in a someday.
You’re using a #platform that already works—now.

No Nonsense.
We don’t sell #fluff.
We don’t #pitch features that don’t exist.
If it doesn’t work today, we don’t pretend it does.

This is @NotoraAI.
And this is where we stand:

We Don’t Cheat. We #Build.

To all of you cutting corners, selling #hype, and calling it progress:

We’re coming for you.

And #tech is no exception.
#Founders faking traction.
#Startups selling vapor.
Decks built on delusion.
“AI” companies shipping nothing but smoke.

Now?
We celebrate #liars.
We glorify #cheaters.
We reward #thieves.
We promote #scoundrels

We used to admire #astronauts.
We used to admire #education.
We used to admire #commitment.
We used to believe your #word meant something.
Your #reputation was your #bond.

bluesky - Yashar Marcelo Ahmadpour

Ping me if you want to join. Or set up a time here: calendly.com/y-notora/blu...

We also have a line of creators wanting to hop on to our #marketplace to build and sell their own agents

Now, we have #Dell biggest competitor in deep talks with us

So, I got damn tired of that bullshit. My cofounder and I started a project, that then turned into an actual infra.

Big shoutout and thanks to @amycmitchell.bsky.social for her sage advice "Enterprise buys edge solutions..."

And if you are looking to build agents, good luck, none of those so called #agent builders with 0 coding work well, they require expertise in #prompting and/or require tons of technical know how to deploy, let alone maintain

Replit however is different. They work wonders to build POC's. So use them.