springer's offspring(er) ΘΔ

why does todd mcfarlane take up most of my amazon package's space

im so delusional lol

close it

how did i guess my friend wanted to buy a pumpkin to fuck it

Highway to Hell is the song that plays in your head when you move forward 800m during rush hour on the Gardiner before stopping again

Prowl wit a heart pussayyyyy #valveplug

why r they freaky… #valveplug #megpax #orionpax #megatron

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Kinktober Day 03: Omegaverse(?)

#valveplug

I had been adventuring in a world hand in hand with you, but now I have to fight alone.
#maccadam #dratchet

can someone. euthanize me. please.

Anyone know who this dog near OCAD is?

microsoft wont help.

every time you speak to a represenative over holochat, you keep getting clankers running low-budget ai models, a result of shareholder pressure for profit margins at 93.8% instead of 92.7% this quarter.

you live in hell.

the year is 2093. microsoft has jacked up the price of cloud gaming with reduced ads to $459.99.

you finally balk.

as you move the pointer for windows copilot x in your neuralink to cancel, your account is suddenly locked. your wallet, identity, and memories are now inaccessible.

Inspiration struck as I was drawing the Orion WIP and...

This one will be done right after Orion's finished!

Again; Finished drawing will be on Patreon!

#Valveplug #d16 #Deepax

Why they drew skids bent over a table like this??? There was no reason but I'm so glad they did

#maccadam #idwtf #valveplug (just because)

Wowza!!!

#Jettwins #Valveplug #Tfa

Celia commando challenge pt. 2: Livestream

sketchy concept sheet showing an idea for a sheathed t-dick and different ways it can move/grow/be used.

tdick + sheath concept sheet

he's literally asking nicely

A thing with @alexthecatte.bsky.social c:

cw watersports
After winning her from an auction, the prince wastes no time in christening his new pet with the royal colors and.. his own private ceremony >w<

colored page for @lobuherevard.bsky.social ft duski pup!

CW kidnapped
daydreaming about cruelty and runny mascara

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#Xiyalicious.oc

CW incest
when your big sister has such rough heat cycles, it wouldn't be right to let her deal with it alone.. right?
doodle reward for @onecersei.bsky.social!

dark gray anthro moth standing in the doorway of a dark room at night, letting light spill in from the hallway. her right hand is on the doorknob, her left gripping the doorframe, and she's sort of hunched over, blushing and sweating. she's wearing a yellow shirt with no bra, and pink panties that are being stretched out by her massive leaking girlcock. she's looking towards the viewer and saying "umm, hey... sorry, i know it's like 2am or whatever... could you,,, help me out with something real quick? it's pretty urgent... (...it won't go down...)"

perks of having moth as your roommate:

• pays an equal share of rent, and no more
• does chores sometimes, if you're lucky
• whatever the hell this is every couple weeks or so

Thank god I went into it not deep enough into Alien lore

GRAHHH I'M JUST BEING DIFFICULT;p

yeah i got talked out of it 😔

that's not enough, griff.

dawg.......... but like............... libido