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If you didn't want your business to seem so alluring to rabble-rousers you shouldn't have fucking named it "Target"

I see it is business as usual on this website. Always happy to hop on once in a while and make sure.

I'm so happy for our politicians that they got to let off some steam today. If you don't let politicians do that they start to chew their own tails off.

Loved when bad bunny said "god bless the ring" and then named the entire cast of Ehrgeiz

Love when I don't have shit going on for work so that I can spend 6 hours redoing my factory in Satisfactory

Be fucken fr with me: is it cake?

Woke up repeating this to myself:

When she says something so Jetphobic that you have to hit her with the get back stare

This is who runs this account

I cannot fathom how alone someone has to be to spin this up while sitting in an empty theater for a failed propaganda film

An X post by Nick Adams detailing the very embarrassing made up story of himself convincing little girls in the lobby of a theater to see Melania instead of "woke" Avatar.... or Zootopia 2... and gifting them tickets because I assume even he didnt pay for his tickets.

It must be really difficult to look in the mirror after posting something like this

Mad respect to whoever is on the ones and twos at Wal-Mart on Greenfield and Moorland this morning!

Tired: I'm not like other girls I'm worse

Inspired: I'm not like other girls I'm a car

Was there a sale recently on novelty bumper stickers that read "I'm not like other girls I'm worse" or something?

Bovine

Finally someone is asking it

I don't see how any of this can be fixed peacefully

I think it's time: We must come up with worse swear words

Still got the creases 😎

Let's Go Football BufalO 1960

Newborn photographer? Sorry, no. That sounds like a terrible idea. First of all, they're too small to hold the cameras.

Trivago voice: "You should have used McDonalds"

Rest in Piss to the worst to ever do it

Checked my spam folder and I'm fairly certain this e-mail from HHS that links to donaldtrumpcasino dot blogspot dot com is legit

This wellness app my wife and I started using has a gottdang Battle Pass

(I have premium because I ignored the offer to enter my credit card info enough times that they just gave me the trial anyway)

It's like ICE made him in a lab to be the perfect recruit

Just do it and make everyone around you happier, please

Incredibly pathetic stuff 👍

Always gotta remember that there is a home with an address that these dickheads go to every day and they deserve to be terrified and caught defenseless

Tweet from @ColeSandick: "ICE is not about immigration, it's not about law enforcement, it's not about national security, it's not even about ethnic cleansing. It's a catch-all vehicle for state violence, a secret police designed to go around the country and terrorize Americans into state of compliance."

Such a great take.

Abolish ICE. Hold murderers accountable.

I don't want to go full boomer on this, but millennial parents would do good to instill in their children that there isn't always a spotlight on them and everything they say doesn't have to be world changing. They can be individuals without also feeling like the main character in everyone's stories.