Juan Jáuregui

Imagínate pedir unas quesabirrias y que te pregunten si las quieres con queso.

Mario Vargas Llosa, Nobel-Winning Peruvian Novelist, Dies at 89 Mr. Vargas Llosa, who ran for Peru’s presidency in 1990 and won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 2010, transformed episodes from his personal life into books that reverberated far beyond the borders o...

Que mala noticia. QEPD!

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/13/b...

#birds how about this yellow-legged seagull posing?

He didn’t spend enough time in jail it seems.

* incomprensibles

A esto le llaman “buy the dip”. Pero esto es de niveles imprescindibles.

Precisely

If you don’t make time for the other side, how are you supposed to reach them?

Give @gavinnewsom.bsky.social a chance, he is bringing you people that beaten the Democratic Party twice in the last 8 years. You might want to hear what they are saying.

Arizona firemen putting out a Mexican fire

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social, If you can’t hear what the others are saying, you don’t know how to reach them.

More of that please.

Although California is a blue state, the majority of farmers are republicans. All the grape growers are probably just as red. Not sure they deserve a pass.

Pete, the Senate is not good enough. Think bigger, Let’s go 2028!

Buses want nothing to do with this either.

Trump’s face is so full of shit he needs to get out of Putin’s arsehole.

Maná al Salón de la Fama del Rock’n’Roll nunca me lo hubiera imaginado.

#mana #rockenespañol
#music
#rock

If welikipedia says it’s true, then let’s do it.

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

What is his secret service name? Anyone know yet?

Crecí en Guadalajara, Aguascalientes y hasta en Chihuahua. Que p2?

Tienes razón.

😆🤣

Can we have a Bonobo tell the Orangegutan when he is missing info as well?

Se va a necesitar a todo un Mario Party

Family collectively agreed to stop buying shit from Amazon and Target. Next up, I’ll need to replace my Starlink with another internet service provider. Unfortunately we are stuck with a Tesla for a while.

#tariffs

Rubio carries anti-immigration message to Latin America in first trip overseas as Trump's top diplomat — Los Angeles Times Rubio has to balance aggressive Trump policies with Latin America's willingness to cooperate. The Panama Canal will be contentious.

The son of Latin American immigrants goes to Latin America with a “we are full” message. Can’t make this shit up.

#news #latinamerica #rubio

www.latimes.com/politics/sto...

I won’t need to tell you how much being governed Trumpistanians sucks. The evidence will be there for people to see.

#trumpsucks
#tei
#trumpistan

FAFO

I still don’t understand how the Cubans in FL vote red.