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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

valentines day card, showing a nokia n-gage and the caption "let's get n-gaged"

valentines day card, showing a casio loopy and the caption "thinking of you makes me loopy"

valentines day card, showing a philips CD-i and the caption "CD-i have a crush on you"

valentines day card, showing a pioneer laseractive and the caption "pioneer laseractive"

...plus the DLC pack

valentines day card, showing a dreamcast and the caption "i think you're dreamy"

valentines day card, showing a wii u and the caption "life would be pain without U"

valentines day card, showing an xbox 360 and the caption "you make my heart do a 360"

valentines day card, showing a gizmondo and the caption "??? what the fuck???"

it's that time of year again

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel Discord is "experimenting" with an age authentication vendor whose major investors include Thiel's Founders Fund.

it's 2026. PC Gamer is doing journalism while actual news outlets post more transphobia. a sandwich costs $16 or five easy payments of $5 with SandoLoan

One of the funniest things about the old school mario cartoons is how they took the Airship level design literally

MGS4 IS BACK

An Army Without Borders (2021) #MetalGear #MetalGearSolid #BigBoss #Snake #Kaz

mgs4 has been trapped, locked, sealed away on the ps3 for 18 fucking years man. if you had a baby the week mgs4 came out you could turn around and announce the news to your cigarette smoking gay son

#rizzidentevil

hm.

Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.

M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

hey remember when a bunch of sag-aftra VAs did voice work for an AI thing

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, vote for my party.

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigbh) Warhammer Girldad

Old Snake while he crawls through the Microwave Hallway in a desperate struggle to stop Outer Haven.

Liberal Dem politicians will see a video of an ICE agent saying “You’re fucking dead, dawg!” and think “At most this agency needs reforming🙂” because they know and appreciate that the agency is working as intended, they just don’t want you seeing it with your own eyes.

the cycle of “devs working for years to make a game > game launches (and it doesn’t matter how successful it is) > two week waiting period > most of the team laid off” is not only entirely unsustainable but genuinely horrifying

saw your post through the Tin Can 'n Wire, figured I oughta come say hi

good post btw

While cancelling Nitro is all well and good, just a reminder that age verification itself won't go away as a whole unless KOSA, the SCREEN Act, and tons more are buried and done with.

Please contact your reps if you don't want this to spread to other platforms.

i know this is a shitpost but reality is even more shitpost than this. babies in the womb grow a fine beard that covers their whole body, and they eat it before being born. it’s called lanugo.

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(batcase) pocket pointing their gun out, showing off the keroppi keychain attached to it. mina is reacting angrily while blushing, thinking, "stop being cute!!! i'm supposed to be mad at you!!!!!!"

cuteness aggression
#deadlock #drawwrm

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