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@fortunos.bsky.social

Programmer, four thousand years old, video game enthousiast. Currently working on Chess is More! This is my worksona account if you know me from somewhere else; no you don't they/them

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DAS CONK CREET BAYBEE

28.09.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 628    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Gotta win a few runs before I can get a fully formed opinion on it but I'm liking these fairy pieces more than I expected

19.09.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a few rounds into Ouroboros King and really liking it. Visually it sticks close to a typical chess UI, it makes it very easy to check how pieces move (mousing over shows their possible target squares) and the opponent engine is fairly forgiving so far.

19.09.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Playing more and more ~wacky chess~ games for. Research. Yup.

19.09.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should post progress of my game again it's been going pretty well lately!

16.09.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need every English speaker to make better attempts at pronouncing words in different languages. We're long past the "gonna butcher this sorry!" expiration date. No more "letting google translate voice say it" as a copout. You are making a video if you're incapable of saying things write a blog.

16.09.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
socialistexan on Tumblr: "I'm just going to warn zoomers, all your slang and memes seem like semi-ironic fun, but one of these days McDonald's is going to call their McRib Based and H&R Block is going to say their competitor's transactions fees are cringe. You'll live to see it commodified and seeing a 64 year old oil executive in a tailored suit talking about their favorite vtubers and say only simps support green energy will make you realize nothing can escape the decrepit reach of capital."

Source: socialistexan

socialistexan on Tumblr: "I'm just going to warn zoomers, all your slang and memes seem like semi-ironic fun, but one of these days McDonald's is going to call their McRib Based and H&R Block is going to say their competitor's transactions fees are cringe. You'll live to see it commodified and seeing a 64 year old oil executive in a tailored suit talking about their favorite vtubers and say only simps support green energy will make you realize nothing can escape the decrepit reach of capital." Source: socialistexan

10.11.2024 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1073    ๐Ÿ” 269    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

Nah it's like. Less is more. But chess! And it's more!

15.09.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah honestly if you're making normal chess just grab an existing open source chess engine (stockfish is right there)

However. I decided to make Wacky chess with items and stuff.

Meaning I'm writing all the AI from scratch.

15.09.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One move! 4 outcomes! Did you consider that while making all of your BASE LEVEL LOGIC??? "Oh I'll just have it be 4 different types of pawn pushes--" IT'S NOT JUST THE PUSHES IT COULD BE A CAPTURE AS WELL. YOU WERE DOOMED THE VERY FIRST STEP YOU TOOK!!!

15.09.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'll just automatically turn them into queens for now and add the others later" you've already dug your own grave.

15.09.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing about making a chess engine is that you're wrong about what parts are hard. You'll start out thinking "oh no, en passant!" en passant isn't going to be the hard part. It's going to be pawn promotion. You're going to hate pawn promotion.

15.09.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Real eureka moments happening on the "weird chess game" front here

09.09.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh shit it works! And the performance impacts aren't even that bad!

09.09.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yessssssss got my movegen working again after a MASSIVE rework of the logic

06.09.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Though now I have to check whether Passant overlaps a lot with my design so far and I'm a little scared to take a look...

06.09.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Returning to my silly chess game

06.09.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A stylized painting of someone masturbating, but with multiple fake pop-ups blocking parts of their body. The popups read: "Sorry, this content is not approved for viewing." "Please prove to your holy governing body that you are a law-abiding citizen of legal age to continue thirdpartyIDverification.trustusbro.org" and "Reasons for restriction: Lack of artistic merit, obscene content, depiction of gross indulgence, not christian". To the side, there is a cursor with ?! beside it in a speech bubble.

A stylized painting of someone masturbating, but with multiple fake pop-ups blocking parts of their body. The popups read: "Sorry, this content is not approved for viewing." "Please prove to your holy governing body that you are a law-abiding citizen of legal age to continue thirdpartyIDverification.trustusbro.org" and "Reasons for restriction: Lack of artistic merit, obscene content, depiction of gross indulgence, not christian". To the side, there is a cursor with ?! beside it in a speech bubble.

trust us bro
#myart #nudity #censorship

17.08.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6443    ๐Ÿ” 3121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

11.09.2001 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7118    ๐Ÿ” 2877    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 135
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Mastercard deflects blame for NSFW games being taken down, but Valve says payment processors 'specifically cited' a Mastercard rule about damaging the brand Steam and Itch.io are worried about trouble with their payment processors, and Mastercard is not a payment processor.

Great work by PC Gamer showing MasterCard shares much responsibility for what happened to Steam

www.pcgamer.com/games/master...

01.08.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2645    ๐Ÿ” 1475    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Itch.io are seeking out new payment processors who are more comfortable with adult material After delisting thousands of games with adult or NSFW sexual material, indie store Itch are looking to move away from Paypal and Stripe.

www.rockpapershotgun.com/itchio-are-s... ok this is SOMETHING at least.

30.07.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itch.io are seeking out new payment processors who are more comfortable with adult material After delisting thousands of games with adult or NSFW sexual material, indie store Itch are looking to move away from Paypal and Stripe.
29.07.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4176    ๐Ÿ” 1763    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 175

Sokpop, probably the BDG video I'm guessing? But patreon is also beholden to mastercard/visa...

30.07.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that feasible for gamedev? I could see some indies returning to hosting their own site/download but for paid projects you'd be getting into the same weeds again...

30.07.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Game is almost good

30.07.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what alternatives to itch are even still around at this point

24.07.2025 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brawl is in there too...

26.06.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."

16.06.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13518    ๐Ÿ” 2459    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 159    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

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