Humpty Trumpty

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Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.54. Trump finally getting the dictator military parade he's always wanted, just like North Korea? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.69 (yeah, 50 cents in a day). Trump killing FEMA and putting any disaster funding at the discretion of the President? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.18. Trump promising to violate civil rights by using disproportionate force against anyone who protests his birthday military parade? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.19. RFK, Jr., removing all members of the CDC vaccine advisory committee? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.19. Tom Homan threatening to arrest elected officials? Priceless.

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Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.19. Hegseth skipping the meeting on aid to Ukraine? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.24. (Neither of those have moved all week. Wow.) Trump saying D-Day was not a good day for Germany? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.24. Trump's research cuts killing promising tuberculosis research that could potentially save a million lives per year? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.24. Hegseth considering renaming ships named for civil rights leaders? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.24. Trump's head of FEMA not knowing the United States has a hurricane season? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.24. Hiring an anti-semetic podcaster who amplified 2020 election lies for the Office of Special Counsel, an agency that protects whistleblowers, enforces the Hatch Act, and fights corruption? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.24. Tulsi Gabbard considering recording the daily intelligence briefing in the style of a Fox News TV show because The Donald doesn't read? Priceless.

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Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.29. Trump pardoning people who stole tens of millions of dollars while ICE jails a woman whose permanent resident status was revoked over $1,200 she has long since repaid? Priceless.

Vladimir Putin is a sworn enemy of the United States.

Appeasement was never going to work.

Why is that so difficult to understand?

Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.29. The Trump Consumer Fraud Protection Bureau walking back the rule that medical debt can't be reported to credit bureaus? Priceless. (The plaintiff in the lawsuit over this issue has debt from cancer treatment.)

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Price of #eggs $3.47. Price of #gas $3.59. Trump kicking every international student out of Harvard? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $3.47. Price of #gas $3.59. The Trump DOJ walking away from consent decrees overseeing police reform in Minneapolis and Louisville? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $3.47. Price of #gas $3.59. The Homeland Security Secretary, whose agencies are running around the country detaining people, not knowing that habeas corpus is the right to contest detention? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $3.47. Price of #gas $3.19. Deporting at least 50 Venezuelans to a Salvadoran prison who were in the US legally? Priceless.

Price of #eggs $3.47. Price of #gas $3.19. Trump and Elon's DOGE trying muscle in on a Legislative branch agency? Priceless.