Hugo Faces

Just name every landfill after him.

And hopefully, someday, that’s the only way anyone will remember him:“Dad, drive faster past the Trump Dump—it stinks so bad!

Wore out the fast forward button on this movie. All I could think was that it takes a certain kind of “talent” to make twenty-year-old Catherine Mary Stewart unattractive. I’m just glad she didn’t have to amputate her feet!

Just stay asleep, Dumb-old Rump, please…

When I see folks mocking Trump for dozing off during meetings, my nature impels me to say, “Well, come on, he’s old.” Then I think, oh right, he’s a tremendous piece-of-racist-rapist-garbage, failed-upward-his-entire-life a-hole who is overseeing the destruction of our country.

I was just thinking, I didn’t know Lovitz played unkempt Prince Valiant…

What I read was, “God and I demand assplay.”

Wait, you mean you leave it in a central spot the entire time? Yeah, “eccentric” is the nice word for that.

I do it if it’s a little crowded, or there’s a lot of seniors in motorized carts. Park somewhere out of the way, quick expedition to where I can grab two or three things, then return to the cart that someone is moving because it wasn’t as out-of-the-way as I thought.

Mr. Magoo?

He should have added “1/2 of WT Center” to be clearer.

I don’t believe it. The way he threw in his nickname for Schiff says this was for public consumption. What it IS, is a threat to Bondi. Rump is making sure the MAGA faithful know exactly what he expects of her, so if she doesn’t follow through… you know what to do, my rabid lapdogs.

Golfing cholita, golfing cholita / You'll come a-golfing, cholita with me…

Sorry.

He did a bit (on SNL, I think?) where his dead great-granpappy in heaven saw what happened to Dave vis-a-vis Comedy Central, and wondered “And they call ME a slave?” The audience ate it up, whereas I was like, wait… did Chappelle just insinuate he had it harder than an actual slave?

Sometimes, if money’s a little tight, my wife will say, “Did you check the Tariff Shelf?” And so we’ll go to the Tariff Shelf, and there’ll be $31 billion dollars sitting there. Tariff, it’s the best word. Shelf, too.

I am just so glad Iran (or some enemy agent) didn’t try to blow up that room. These fools and their hubris, what a total fucking embarrassment to this country and our military. We’ll be lucky to have a military in four years.

That’s a large room filled with embarrassment. Pure, unadulterated shame.

You mean “memonial.”

Rump’s hand make-up: a cheap ploy, pure distraction. If it happened today, Hitler would be liquidating the Krakow ghetto with a booger in his mustache. Booger headlines would ensue.

Well, rump just bought him $400,000 worth of Tesla tanks for his militia…

I bet we can find more people who are in favor of it for Fox “News” hosts than for the homeless.

Ecch. He’s just such a chooch.

Mie and Kei have yet to contact me. (Mei and Kie?)

He found me through my blog and I corresponded with him for a bit. He needed digital copies of a few of his old commercial appearances that I have in my collection. Super nice guy. He said he shared the videos with David Letterman, which is pretty neat…

Now, if some MAGA bro wanted to rebut, he could say “Settle down dude—sounds like *you’re* the one “on the reg!”
More likely, he’d stick to that old reliable chestnut “STFU GFY.”
Ah, modern discourse…

If trans folks can be banned from gun ownership for some politically-perceived mental illness, we must also ban Alex Jones fans and all Q-koos, who manifest obvious signs and symptoms of delusion and paranoid schizophrenia, as the kids say, “on the reg.”

I wish I could pull off an authoritative “You shet yer mouth!”

Ay-yi-yi.

That thumbnail is the scene when the monster eats a raw meatball.

Just burn trump flags. Preferably stolen ones.

What a twat. I can’t wait until his head finally over-inflates and pops.