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Rex Huppke

@rexhuppke.bsky.social

(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

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I bet Melania is super mad that allegations of child sex abuse against Donald Trump are ruining her documentary’s opening day.

30.01.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys, I think we found the secret pedophile cabal.

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Oops!

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Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.

πŸ“·οΈ: Aaron Lavinsky

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**inmate approaches another inmate in the yard**

"So. What are you in for?"

**other inmate takes deep drag on cigarette, never making eye contact**

"Journalism."

**first inmate's eyes widen. he nods and beats a hasty retreat.**

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Tesla: The World Needs More Romance

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IS THIS IN THE DOCUMENTARY OR NO?!?

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This new file released appears to show Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick discussing visiting Epstein's island in 2012.

Lutnick previously claimed that he cut off ties around 2005 with Epstein after being revolted by him.

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Another great reason to never buy a Tesla!

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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

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This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.

Wonder why that is.

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The Tiny, Terrified Men of the Trump Administration Disaffected young men uncertain about their masculinity should pay close attention.

Everyone should understand what’s on display in Minneapolis: A bunch of insecure, frightened man-babies modeling the absolute worst version of masculinity, facing off against people displaying genuine courage.

paulwaldman.substack.com/p/the-tiny-t...

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Protester struck by SUV displaying Trump flag at Fremont High School FREMONT, Neb. β€” A girl who was part of a protest against ICE taking place at a Nebraska school is injured after being hit by a vehicle displaying a Trump flag. It happened around 2:30 p.m. Thurs

Jesus. The country’s coming apart at the seams. This is sickening.
metro.newschannelnebraska.com/story/534142...

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Family traditions are so important to maintain. (Hope you're doing well, my friend.)

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Sir, don't you dare mock my leather-paneled wood protest sign. It has been in my family for generations and I WILL NOT have you cast aspersions on it!!! GOOD DAY, SIR! Harumph.

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Mocking Melania Trump's documentary is an act of patriotism | Opinion Like most Americans, I'm over-the-moon excited to not see 'Melania,' an unrequested documentary about first lady Melania Trump.

My take on "Melania," the documentary nobody asked for.

"If I wanted to watch someone inconsequential doing nothing for two hours, I could make popcorn at home and stare at myself in the mirror."

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

30.01.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

White House with image of a Black man and an emoji of chains.

And the chosen image is of Don Lemon doing journalism.

30.01.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2933    πŸ” 986    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 48

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Agitator and, perhaps, insurrectionist, Alex Prettis stock has gone way down with the just released video of him screaming and spitting in the face of a very calm and under control ICE Officer, and then crazily kicking in a new and very expensive government vehicle, so hard and violent, in fact, that the taillight broke off in pieces. It was quite a display of abuse and anger, for all to see, crazed and out of control. The ICE Officer was calm and cool, not an easy thing to be under those circumstances!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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1/30/26, 1:26 AM

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Agitator and, perhaps, insurrectionist, Alex Prettis stock has gone way down with the just released video of him screaming and spitting in the face of a very calm and under control ICE Officer, and then crazily kicking in a new and very expensive government vehicle, so hard and violent, in fact, that the taillight broke off in pieces. It was quite a display of abuse and anger, for all to see, crazed and out of control. The ICE Officer was calm and cool, not an easy thing to be under those circumstances! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. 123 ReTruths 361 Likes 1/30/26, 1:26 AM

I don’t want to think about Trump’s latest post about Alex Pretti, but we all must, esp. as funding discussions continue.

The president is talking about the β€œstock” of a man subjected to an extrajudicial killing by federal agents who threw him to the ground and shot him repeatedly in the back.

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Graham objected to unanimous consent.

And he blocked the business of the Senate.

Any Senate Democrat could do this.

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This man is extremely unwell. He is a delusional maniac who lives in a complete fantasy world, constantly posting fantastically insane nonsense like this he sees online from imbeciles who are even more deranged than he is. How the country and our leaders are numb to this is terrifying, seriously.

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BREAKING: Amazon announces β€œMelania” documentary will go straight to VHS

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MINNESOTA β€” Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”

So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it

(H/T longtimehistory)

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The First Lady was paid $40 million by Amazon for a documentary about her, the documentary bears her name, she and her husband, the president, are hosting the documentary premiere at the Trump Kennedy Center, a building her husband simply slapped his name on.

Arrogance beyond measure. All unearned.

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Bingo! Totally cool, totally legal. πŸ™„

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If Trump wants to keep confirming my columns, what can I do?

Trump isn't 'softening' on ICE. Just ask Minnesota. | Opinion

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

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A very rich and getting richer president, in a personal matter, suing a government he leads, as the suit will be defended by a DoJ he also aggressively controls.

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Really sad to see Joe Biden deteriorate mentally like this

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A preview of tomorrow morning's column on..."Melania"!

29.01.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Thanks! So glad you enjoyed it. And agree, the cinematography is stunning.

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Every Dem should watch this ad. The thing about it is that right now, conditions are such that majorities will be receptive to this understanding of the situation. The opportunity to hammer it home should not be squandered.

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