I bet Melania is super mad that allegations of child sex abuse against Donald Trump are ruining her documentaryβs opening day.
30.01.2026 22:51 β π 190 π 22 π¬ 17 π 0@rexhuppke.bsky.social
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I bet Melania is super mad that allegations of child sex abuse against Donald Trump are ruining her documentaryβs opening day.
30.01.2026 22:51 β π 190 π 22 π¬ 17 π 0Guys, I think we found the secret pedophile cabal.
30.01.2026 22:40 β π 199 π 32 π¬ 10 π 2Oops!
30.01.2026 22:29 β π 120 π 30 π¬ 6 π 0Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.
π·οΈ: Aaron Lavinsky
**inmate approaches another inmate in the yard**
"So. What are you in for?"
**other inmate takes deep drag on cigarette, never making eye contact**
"Journalism."
**first inmate's eyes widen. he nods and beats a hasty retreat.**
Tesla: The World Needs More Romance
30.01.2026 20:40 β π 59 π 20 π¬ 2 π 0IS THIS IN THE DOCUMENTARY OR NO?!?
30.01.2026 20:29 β π 614 π 131 π¬ 13 π 0This new file released appears to show Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick discussing visiting Epstein's island in 2012.
Lutnick previously claimed that he cut off ties around 2005 with Epstein after being revolted by him.
Another great reason to never buy a Tesla!
30.01.2026 19:53 β π 133 π 21 π¬ 3 π 0Canβt believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
30.01.2026 19:47 β π 8707 π 1833 π¬ 142 π 82This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.
Wonder why that is.
Everyone should understand whatβs on display in Minneapolis: A bunch of insecure, frightened man-babies modeling the absolute worst version of masculinity, facing off against people displaying genuine courage.
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Jesus. The countryβs coming apart at the seams. This is sickening.
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Family traditions are so important to maintain. (Hope you're doing well, my friend.)
30.01.2026 17:53 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sir, don't you dare mock my leather-paneled wood protest sign. It has been in my family for generations and I WILL NOT have you cast aspersions on it!!! GOOD DAY, SIR! Harumph.
30.01.2026 17:38 β π 128 π 17 π¬ 14 π 1My take on "Melania," the documentary nobody asked for.
"If I wanted to watch someone inconsequential doing nothing for two hours, I could make popcorn at home and stare at myself in the mirror."
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
White House with image of a Black man and an emoji of chains.
And the chosen image is of Don Lemon doing journalism.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Agitator and, perhaps, insurrectionist, Alex Prettis stock has gone way down with the just released video of him screaming and spitting in the face of a very calm and under control ICE Officer, and then crazily kicking in a new and very expensive government vehicle, so hard and violent, in fact, that the taillight broke off in pieces. It was quite a display of abuse and anger, for all to see, crazed and out of control. The ICE Officer was calm and cool, not an easy thing to be under those circumstances! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. 123 ReTruths 361 Likes 1/30/26, 1:26 AM
I donβt want to think about Trumpβs latest post about Alex Pretti, but we all must, esp. as funding discussions continue.
The president is talking about the βstockβ of a man subjected to an extrajudicial killing by federal agents who threw him to the ground and shot him repeatedly in the back.
Graham objected to unanimous consent.
And he blocked the business of the Senate.
Any Senate Democrat could do this.
This man is extremely unwell. He is a delusional maniac who lives in a complete fantasy world, constantly posting fantastically insane nonsense like this he sees online from imbeciles who are even more deranged than he is. How the country and our leaders are numb to this is terrifying, seriously.
30.01.2026 05:01 β π 2077 π 624 π¬ 207 π 78BREAKING: Amazon announces βMelaniaβ documentary will go straight to VHS
30.01.2026 04:36 β π 400 π 49 π¬ 31 π 7MINNESOTA β Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!β
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
The First Lady was paid $40 million by Amazon for a documentary about her, the documentary bears her name, she and her husband, the president, are hosting the documentary premiere at the Trump Kennedy Center, a building her husband simply slapped his name on.
Arrogance beyond measure. All unearned.
Bingo! Totally cool, totally legal. π
30.01.2026 02:26 β π 141 π 32 π¬ 4 π 0If Trump wants to keep confirming my columns, what can I do?
Trump isn't 'softening' on ICE. Just ask Minnesota. | Opinion
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A very rich and getting richer president, in a personal matter, suing a government he leads, as the suit will be defended by a DoJ he also aggressively controls.
30.01.2026 00:11 β π 607 π 199 π¬ 27 π 7Really sad to see Joe Biden deteriorate mentally like this
29.01.2026 23:39 β π 1116 π 173 π¬ 23 π 2A preview of tomorrow morning's column on..."Melania"!
29.01.2026 23:21 β π 138 π 26 π¬ 11 π 2Thanks! So glad you enjoyed it. And agree, the cinematography is stunning.
29.01.2026 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every Dem should watch this ad. The thing about it is that right now, conditions are such that majorities will be receptive to this understanding of the situation. The opportunity to hammer it home should not be squandered.
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