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"Would you ruin the country for a scooby snack?"

#deltarune this is how the weird route of chapter 4 goes, yes?

It's like the fake hype for Morbius ended up becoming real

Holy crap
This is worse than the time i made a comic where the bit was the same as Family Guy
*cutaway gag ensues*

Going to kilt autocorrect

Storage Wars:

Darrell: I got an eye for these sorts of units, i know cash to be made when i see it

Jarrod and Brandi: If this storage unit gives us less than what we paid for we're filing for divorce

We yabba dabba doo not do it anymore

I've seen couples out on the street that look exactly like this

You've heard of the term 'Strawman' and 'Steelman', now get ready for turning your opponents arguments into your one of your mane points: 'Lionman'

Yall ever enroll into Fuckin University?

I was never able to graduate

Commands so confusing bots will make a 'HowToBasic' styled omelets

Media Literacy will be well and truly dead when someone makes an hour long video review of The Incredibles and frames Syndrome as the good guy and the Parr family as the villians

Realizing the Boo from Mario is the equivalent to a rambunctious teen giving the finger to their parents when they're back is turned

Been seeing too many people posting 'fuck Donald Trump' and i have to say it's getting out of hand

You guys are letting JD Vance sit on the couch on the sidelines unscathed
You can't let him sit there you know what he'll do

Good job! You can tell you were having fun with it lol

My feed on this website has been mostly pictures of scenery and the like
A lot of them have some sort of story attached on how they got that photo and im realizing a lot of them are just stealing photos and claiming it as their own with a fake little story attached to make it more believable

He'll come out the other end looking like this on the pavement like a looney toons character

Imagine the second coming of jesus has happened and the modern day jesus ends up being The Rizzler or something

Kinda looks like shes delivering a flurry of fists my way

Making posts to my followers (i have none)

Honestly with all the people Trump is putting into his cabinet and the tariffs he plans to introduce a family deportation might be a blessing in disguise

Bugs are actually migratory like birds
Once Hell freezes over in the spring they come back to earth

Dudes just pulling a classic

BlueSkies is pretty peaceful at the moment but once this guy comes to the website all hell breaks loose

"You know what this website needs? Needs more sand."