Nick Hill

COKE: is pepsi okay

DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could

Why can't you put spoiler alerts on things like this? Really annoying.

What @sueafc.bsky.social says.

Why do companies use Evri for deliveries? They are absolutely hopeless.

I broke up with my farmer boyfriend. I wrote him a John Deere letter

a white flag with a red cross on it is waving in the wind ALT: a white flag with a red cross on it is waving in the wind

It's finally happened.

Christmas cancelled in Kent because Operation Raise the Colours tatty lamp post flags prevent the Christmas lights going up.

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PSYCHIC: *flips over tarot card with a picture of a duck*

ME: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

*sniper bullet hits me in the temple*

What a terrific shot.

They should be checking the robins, they're the real bad boys.

With tuna in oil, not brine, right?!

Thank you - now I understand the joke! Learn something every day...

"Having grossly mislead the British public over the supposed benefits of Brexit which have turned out to be entirely false, Mr Farage is now turning his hand to trying to remove the U.K. from the ECHR with rather similar statements that doing so will solve immigration issues. His speech was as shallow and incoherent as it was ill informed. It neglected to mention the benefits of membership or the economic and security costs of leaving. He trumpeted the benefits of the common law and Magna Carta, ignoring the fact that the Magna Carta was needed because the CommonLaw was deficient in curbing tyranny. The ECHR has been rightly described as the Magna Carta of the 20th century. It protects our liberties. But as he is such an admirer of President Trump who is busy destroying the liberties of Americans and behaving tyrannically against his opponents we should not perhaps be surprised at his actions." Dominic Grieve, Co-President, European Movement UK and former Attorney General

Yesterday's attempt by Farage to take the UK out of the ECHR represents a story we're all too familiar with; selling a movement as a lie. Remaining in the ECHR ensures human rights, equality, and a mutual respect across communities, and it's essential that we continue to challenge these lies.

Could 500 of us maybe just do 1 each?

"tends not to respect the rule of law" - I think that may be an understatement!

Justice for all? Former top judge says improving the rule of law depends on political will

Democracy is under challenge in the west, a former president of the UK Supreme Court told me this week. Lord Neuberger of Abbotsbury said people were turning to populist alternatives and, he added, populism tends not to respect the rule of law.

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Only 29 asylum appeals have been made to the ECHR in the last 45 years you dimwit. For that non-existent benefit you would sacrifice the right to life, liberty, fair trial, freedom of expression, thought, religion, protection from torture, slavery, etc.
Fucking idiot.

Female survivors of grooming gangs demand apology from Nigel Farage Exclusive: Five women said Reform leader’s comments that they were victims of other types of sexual abuse were ‘degrading’

What a hideous man he is.
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Reform MP Sarah Pochin not in the chamber today for #PMQs it must be because seeing our faces makes her mad…

Never forget!

Elon Musk is once again inciting violence on British streets because the government has taught him there are literally no consequences for doing so.

They even carry on using his far-right social network to promote government policy as he does it. The absence of backbone is *astounding*.

You are one letter out to what it actually is!

Also, Sting was Amazing and it was an incredible gig, but Chris Maas - man oh man, that was nothing short of fantastic. What a percussionist. Gig of the year.

At @eventimuk.bsky.social Apollo for Sting tonight. Seen a famous person! Yay. I am trendy (40 years too late).

I am so tired of 24 hour news about small boats. I simply don’t care how many migrants arrive in the UK any more. No matter how many, they’ll never be as big a threat to British values, our way of life, or indeed women‘s safety, as the bigots who make yelling about migrants their entire personality.

A very sad day, indeed. Thank you for all the laughs over the years.

Hmm, I'm beginning to wonder about this guy.

Watched Rooftop Man. Great film and highly recommended: Channing Tatum and Kirsten Dunst were absolutely first class, but why, oh why, do Vue Cinemas have to be so cold??! It was warmer when we got outside and the sun had set about 2 hours earlier!

I still remember ours: XMM 485 G!

Oh yes, like it!