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brenna’s horror corner!

back on hopecore tiktok (medical professionals explaining why they think cheeto is rapidly declining)

STOP USING SOCIAL MEDIA TO FLIRT

i will be honest and say i probably would’ve laughed too BUT i also absolutely see what you’re saying. it’s not not sad

there’s a small business kpop store close to me that i very much want to support but the staff decided it would be a really good idea to start a podcast and that may be a bridge too far for me. we don’t need that

honestly you should be rewarded with a scrolling break for getting your work done

not this rose dewitt bukater slay

every SINGLE day. and honestly the fact that it doesn’t spike my blood sugar too much as long as i have enough protein with it makes me feel like maybe god is real

huge mood

this energy is deeply unhinged and i respect it so much

yeah when i saw the duo i was like wow rip to the artist formerly known as twig, they won’t be well

$10 grand on “extremely”

yeah 100% and the advice should be “try different stuff to figure out what works for you, i do x and y”

i will say though that i (1) LOVE what i write 99.9% of the time and (2) intentionally and gleefully ignore all advice about what you’re “supposed” to do when writing, so i’m generally far to one side of most writing habit spectrums, whatever those are

i read what i’ve already written almost every single time i open a doc, whether i’m doing line edits or not. but the longer something is, the more likely it is that i complete a “first draft” and then do substantial edits

would you get thrown out of the vatican if you went to the papal audience with a sign clowning the white sox. just hypothetically

once again saying that i wish it was elisha cuthbert instead of kristen bell in nobody wants this

my shaylas…

yeah. just like not very friendly at all

that is FULLY bonkers… rite of passage i guess when i was 28 i was flying somewhere and the agent who was checking my bag in asked me very seriously if i was over 18

did they maybe think you have children who you also need to set up with a new pcp? i only ask bc even if you sounded young it seems unlikely they would’ve thought they were talking to the actual child BUT who knows

yes. definitely

dude wtf

oh good! i can’t wait to watch it :)

i haven’t watched it yet but i’ve seen clips and genuinely. what

shout out to the school bus driver today who waited until i was about to pass her to put on the flashing reds. that was cool. felt very safe

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me logging in to request an unpaid day off in january and seeing my new PTO balance with the 10-year bump (i get 28 days now)

every year i wait to start the new season of bake off until i really need it, sort of a “break glass in case of emergency” situation, and this year tonight is that night

“svt mingyu (derogatory)” is taking me out

yeah banana and pb is an elite snack but i have to actively want it in that moment or it’s a no go. lately ive been having an apple or pear with some almonds and a couple of the tj’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups and that really hits