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Ontario legislature to take 14-week winter break, following 19-week summer break | CBC News Ontario's legislature is set to take a 14-week winter break, less than two months after resuming from a 19-week summer break.

NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE

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The really crazy thing is that series 1 premiered during the writer's strike, so all 3 episodes were released for free on YouTube.

I remember watching them on my phone and thinking "you can do this on TV???"

When she looks you in the eyes and says those three words every man wants to hear (It's Morbin' Time).

It's "No ♥️" in verbal form.

What does this actually mean. Like, in a tangible sense? Or is this just the usual pandering/posturing from BradBrad?

Chicken Adobo (Filipino-Style Braised Chicken) Recipe Chicken adobo is a classic Filipino dish that's as savory as it is bright with acid, and it goes perfectly with a large platter of garlic fried rice.

If you're looking for another great ratio recipe, this Chicken Adobo one is an all-time banger.

It's basically sear the chicken, add the wet ingredients and braise for 40 minutes, and the flavour is incredible.

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This is the golden ratio of effort to output.

Craquelin is a beautiful name for a girl.

Ontario appears to back away from goal of building 1.5 million homes in 10 years | CBC News Ontario appears to be backing away from its goal of building 1.5 million homes over 10 years.

Also great timing as they back away from the housing targets they created.

"Fuck you I got mine", but make it policy.

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Sure takes some kinda ghouls to read "landlords can't evict tenants without a valid reason" and see the solution as "allowing them to adjust tenancy agreements based on market conditions, personal needs or business strategies".

Hi hi. I'm a kiwi living in Toronto and I'm psyched to see you in a month or so.

Any chance you could bring me a pack of Gingernuts? I can pay you back, I swear I'm good for it.

Reticulating Splines sounds kinky enough as it is.

Bradford in a nutshell. The sentient cloud of hot air strikes again.

Hey Toronto who wants a Free Bouncy Castle?

I have no idea how these work, but it looks clean and well kept, in a weatherproof tub.

"It's not clocking to you that all the doctors were Hamas in disguise?"

The IDF are either really good at bombing hospitals or really bad at aiming.

We watched Josie and the Pussycats with friends last year, and Tara Reid's low-rise jeans caused us all psychic damage.

Oh great, now I'm in another mashup phase. Thanks a lot Demi (thanks a lot).

Right. I was wondering if this was self-flagellation or getting ahead of the curve.

Did anyone other than you mention it?

Walking on Sunshine, Hey Ya!, Toxic, I Don't Feel Like Dancing, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Work It.

Bi/pan sickos over the airbnb logo 🤤🤤🤤🤤

It's literally the only thing I remember about that show.

Mostly i'm thinking about that dude who had towers of protein powder containers in his lounge.

Eyes: Self Flushing Toilet
Brain: "Cisterns are doing it for themselves"

Evanescence alarm clocks.

[Wake me up]

Tweet from Mark Carney. It reads: "We will make it a criminal offence to intentionally and willfully obstruct access to any place of worship, school, or community centre. #Debate2025"

🧵I'll say about this what I'll also say about Toronto City Council's proposing 'bubble zone' legislation to limit freedom of assembly/expression, as protected by the Charter: it's unnecessary. Legislation already exists re: harassment and to limit obstruction of infrastructure. /1