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one of our favourite games to play in french was dictionary fights, where you’d throw them at people on the other side of the class as hard as you could.

i was the defacto gunner because i sat next to the bookcase where they were kept. almost lost an eye multiple times for the glory of my table 💪🏼

10 years with this one today 🩵

it’s too cold to be awake this early, i’m seriously considering moving my shift later so i can stay in bed a bit longer 😅

i’ve never seen titanic

opening night of the new miss saigon production was utterly incredible in every way, shape and form.

the surprise guests of cameron mackintosh and alain boublil and claude-michel schönberg (the original writer and composer ) was just an added bonus

k when you said cropped i was expecting it to be barely covering nip ngl… but this is also 👌🏼

smash 😉

i love our friends but these lesbians can’t stack a dishwasher to save their lives 🤦‍♂️

blush be blushing

this is tassel. she’s a western barn owl barn owl and a very pretty lady. everyone say hi tassel

change of scenery this morning, first day it’s not been raining since the crack of dawn

coffee achieved (i miss my espresso machine 😭)

was gonna go for a walk this morning before everyone else gets up but it’s raining so i think i’ll just sit here with my coffee instead

wifed up and justifiably so ✌🏼

wifed up and justifiably so ✌🏼

the most peaceful spot for my morning coffee ☺️

age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid

i remember being so terrified of jafar turning into the cobra that i had to be taken out of the screen. maybe thats why i’m so scared of snakes…?

didn’t take off my cap when i was shaving, can someone please explain to me why my reflection looked like i would do a hate crime?

there should’ve been a feedback option on amazon for “the hottest delivery driver i’ve ever seen”

i feel ✨ s i c k ✨

today was a day of ups and downs. started off strong after a lovely night away and top tier breakfast, continued to improve with getting a promotion, and then rapidly declined when i tried to eat a sandwich and promptly threw up 😅

Cis 'allies' be like: Why are trans people weird about the UK's ID proposals?

Us: They will force out us

'Allies': I'm sure that won't happen

Us: They have literally involved transphobe groups in the design stage. It will happen from day 1.

'Allies': You're just hysterical. Won't happen.

ngl i will most likely be going home as soon as she’s gone, but i want her to see me sick so she knows i’m not faking it to start my leav early

i feel so sick, i should NOT be at work today, but i have a meeting with my area manager later which should be very good news so i don’t want to miss it 😅

why, when i have a week off incoming and fun things to do, do i start getting sick?!

got distracted by a teams message and missed my bus stop so now i won’t be able to go to my regular starbucks for my morning coffee 😭

@sentimentbot.bsky.social vibe check?

i feel like twink has passed into general use now, sadly. maybe twink-type would be more accurate?

playing my new fave game: are they gay or are they just obnoxious twinks?