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Working towards returning to conservation science as my long-term career goal. BS in Environmental Science and Management. I love illustration, dancing, percussion, jaw harps, and other things. Praise “Bob”. Sedate your Gawds. He/him

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Latest posts by sasquatchpatch.bsky.social on Bluesky

In other news, crime in DC is down more than 20% I hear? Better let the president federalize it. That’ll certainly bring crime to -1000%.

07.08.2025 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thots and preys for Edward “Big Balls”?
A hero of unmeasured talent and skill. Sorry those unarmed fifteen year old car-jackers got the better of you. I’m sure you knew you could handle them. They must’ve sucker punched ya.

07.08.2025 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#nokingsinamerica

15.06.2025 03:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol the cat is in virtu playing a human eating noodles

27.05.2025 03:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t think I want him thinking about daughters. I also don’t think I want him to decide what a parent should be able to give to their kids.

05.05.2025 01:26 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I expect them to find a way to retcon the red saber and pretend it was always the Jedi color.

05.05.2025 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Late night sketches in an overwhelmed but lovely bar. #pacman #eaterofworlds #roadsideattractionpdx

13.04.2025 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This entire timeline is from TEMU

13.04.2025 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Accused of Using ChatGPT to Create Tariff Plan After AI Leads Users to Same Formula: 'So AI is Running the Country' The Trump administration has been accused of using ChatGPT to calculate the tariffs it presented to the world on Wednesday.

I was half joking when I suggested they used AI like grok or gpt to create the tariff plan. I was basing it off absurd tariffs applied to unpopulated islands, small townships, etc. Well, I’m starting to think it’s true, and they failed to edit.

www.latintimes.com/trump-accuse...

04.04.2025 06:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The most significant thing about #SignalGate is that Republicans reporting to Donald Trump didn't even think it was necessary to consult with Donald Trump, the supposed Commander in Chief, about attacking a foreign country. They regarded Trump as irrelevant. We should too.

31.03.2025 02:34 — 👍 4475    🔁 1119    💬 181    📌 39

Two things happened on October 7, Hamas secured its grip on Gaza and dissolved all mass protests and Netanyahu killed the corruption case that was going to put him in prison for many years in Israel. We don’t believe in coincidences, or conspiracy theories, but we do believe in criminal conspiracy.

30.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 1468    🔁 274    💬 43    📌 3

This thread of sarcasm brings a wry smile to my face.

18.03.2025 22:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You capitulated to their demands and you don’t really get just how out off touch you are. I can’t stand this. Gutless, lost, completely worthless.

17.03.2025 09:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This also applies to stigmatising mental health and medication needs and creating “concentration” farms to help us get over our silly issues. Maybe also force religion down our throats.

17.03.2025 08:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh Canada, I adore you.

11.03.2025 21:23 — 👍 36984    🔁 5413    💬 1018    📌 322
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No bone spurs detected.

06.03.2025 21:18 — 👍 53449    🔁 8302    💬 865    📌 350

Even if he had them he’d figure it out.

07.03.2025 08:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coverage of dissent sure has become quiet.

07.03.2025 08:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lovely

07.03.2025 08:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This should really be displayed everywhere his supporters will see.

04.03.2025 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes!!!

04.03.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike Johnson doesn’t know what that algorithm is or what it’s doing. Show everyone the metrics, show what they’re trained to look for and how it’s compared to other data. Nothing is found this quickly without error. He’s lying, Elon is lying.

03.03.2025 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I respect him. This should be an across the board response to that entire circus.

03.03.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yes Wyden!!! Fuck Trump’s speech! Bring it home, show us how we’re going to answer these big issues, the White House is a domestic enemy right now. We need to make sure our forests are healthy, our water is secure, our residents are supported. 🫀

03.03.2025 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh he gets it. He just doesn’t care.

03.03.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👆🏽 precisely

03.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10 million jobs…making way less money

03.03.2025 19:15 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was a setup to create opposition with Zelensky. No matter what thanks he gave, no matter what he did, he would’ve been maligned. They never intended to aid him. It was extortion for mineral rights or nothing at all.

03.03.2025 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More dead eyes looking at the screen and bullshitting voters.

03.03.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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