Ryan Bach

Dear Europe,

Hurry up and reveal the Epstein files Trump doesn’t want Americans to see.

Please and thank you,

God

She thinks she’s cute or something

Fat boy hours

Good morning 🌞

No justice, no peace. We armed & ready to ride on punk police.

Fuck all that marching shit. A million men marched with them, look what that marching gets. They about to make me get back up on my Malcolm shit. That Huey P, BPP, kill a cop shit. This a new day. This a new era. We tried to keep the peace but you won’t fucking let us.

YouTube video by MariahCareyVEVO Mariah Carey - Angels Cry (Official Music Video) ft. Ne-Yo

We had music therapy tonight. Have to pick a song related to repairing relationships. I picked this classic

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Tuesday we’re all going to rob someone for exposure therapy, per direct order from me

Now I’m the triple OG, and we getting on our gangsta shit going forward 😈

The group therapy program I’m in cycles out where we’re all groupmates & then when 1 person graduates another comes in, and my last Group Therapy OG graduated tonight 😭🤍 I be getting emotional when they leave because I’m not good at goodbyes but I pray she does so well

Can’t let someone else tryna get their energy drink fix lose they shit like that lol I just got my Red Bull

Whoever left their bag of groceries at the gratis dollar general & it got mixed in with mine, in this economy you gon just have to come get it back in blood 🤧 (jk I just got back from driving back up there & giving it to the cashier to hold for you if you come looking for it)

Sometimes I sit & look at life from a different angle. Idk if I’m God’s child or I’m Satan’s angel

Sometimes you just gotta walk around butass NEKKID when you’re having a bad day

Clothes are for rich people 🖕🏻

Fresh out the shower nakeyposting rn

Mediocre ass comedian who saw a modicum of commercial success & decided he’s a public intellectual now, he was Andrew Schulz before Andrew Schulz was Andrew Schulz.

I out-smug out-prick ppl who are slower than me who’re smug pricks towards ppl who’re slower than them. But I’d never do that & be like “oh wowwww y u ppl no like me?”after I show my ass like a baboon. Bill does. somehow still thinks he’s likable after spending decades being a know-it-all smug prick

But My default status is to be super polite & respectful but when I see someone like bill w/odious and/or ignorant & unintelligent ideas be a condescending prick to ppl i choose to match that energy & be the biggest know-it-all & condescendingist, unlikablest dick in existence.

YouTube video by Stella Magz POOR BILL MAHER WAS INCONVENIENCED AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES

Lol I’m here for all bill Maher slander. Like listen, I’m a condescending prick too sometimes…
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What did he pick that you’re so excited about, Linds? The peen?

Lindsey Graham be like

YouTube video by voidzilla he didn't change the game

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Not Eric Adams doing an NYC memecoin scam to “combat antisemitism” & then promptly rugpulling on all the investors 🤣🤣 yo he is such a card

You dudes need to grow a pair of nuts & let em hang, that’s what the problem is with society

“You’re very opinionated” yeah I advocate strongly for my convictions, that’s what men are supposed to do. They called it being “principled” back in the olden days but I get it that you people call it “opinionated” so sure

This has to qualify as extortion & racketeering

I do love that we all have matching eyes tho. Green eyes ftw

It’s way darker than this irl, nighttime mode on the camera. You can barely make him out in person

And a 3rd on my roof. Omg you hungry asses