It does look amazing! Good for you!

Remember when we used to download ram?

Even though they might say they are, they are not interested. It is better to drop the issue and find somebody that can put in the effort.

Yes, even if it’s in their own interest…

How to Keep Your Gmail Account Safe in 5 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Install Proton.
2️⃣ Create a Proton account.
3️⃣ Use Proton for important accounts and emails.
4️⃣ Add another Proton address on a different device. Redundancy is key!
5️⃣ Keep Gmail for junk. If it’s lost, no big deal.

What do you think - lawyers or AI - who is the biggest grifter?

I don’t want another cyber product.

I want to buy ninjas.

If you sell ninjas that can scare the network team into patching, the coders into testing and shurikane the living soul of anybody that clicks on a phishing link…

I would love to buy your entire stock.

Please close your camera during meetings.
I already know you are coding and won’t even respond to your own name.

We can stop pretending.

I made my peace with this project being dead to you.

What do you want to save the money for? This helps me get motivated and creative - having a printed goal sticked to my fridge door…

Is Trump trying to be Putin with the annex stuff?

For the first time in years
I have friends.

I put a mask on my fried blond hair to make it rose. It turned out fuchsia pink. 🎀

In just 2 days, 20 people asked me,
“Are you okay?”
drastic hair changes - scream something’s up.

So thank you, #Moroccanoil,
for the experience. 😉

Call me old-fashioned, but if, in a 2-hour meeting, I don’t hear a fck, sht or bullsht, that person has never implemented anything in their life.

They’re just a corporate “do nothing, get paid” drone