Bianca Salvador

// Nothing like making our characters suffer to put on a good show with someone you adore

Let's freaking goooooooo

Not just Brazil, but South America as a whole is always a good time. There's a pretty big pro wrestling hub in Chile, so a visit to Santiago would be baller.

You've seen how my countrymen are. Craziest people in the damn world. Shows in 🇧🇷 will never miss.

Just saying.

Didn't have "get tagged in a trend by Robbyn" in my bingo but here we are.

Bianca Gregório Salvador, 39y, from Porto Alegre, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. Proud mom of a 2-year old. Black belt in BJJ, 2nd Kyu in karate, purple armband in Muay Thai. Also horse rider and surfer. Longboarding is awesome.

YouTube video by elveszica10 Trenzinho Carreta Furacão

While ours is fucking shit up with Mickey and Captain America.

youtu.be/tmJ0tzAZ4aM?...

Point for Brazil!

I definitely did not have "introduce Carreta Furacão to Robbyn" in my bingo.

a group of people dressed up in mickey mouse costumes are walking down a street Alt: a group of people dressed up in mickey mouse costumes are walking down a street

But I bet ALF never had these moves. 😁

Just saying, dude, both our countries had a dude in a weird fursuit.

Yep, and bro was part of a sitcom! Fofão was ugly and uncanny but a very lovable fella back from when I was a kid.

Now, if only I could find something fucking awesome to show you about him...

ALF

Robbyn, you guys weren't doing much better in the late 1980's. We had Fofão, you guys had this fella.

I knew all the training @melaniethestorm.bsky.social did with Melissa was gonna pay off!

Yeah.

I'd like to think I'm not too bad for someone who's almost 40.

Some would even call me a MILF.

GODDAMN. 🥵 My bestie is the hottest.

Happy birthday to one of my mentors, who I'm actually shocked is... younger than me

Of course you do! I'm likely to be at the kids pools with Melissa all day.

I wouldn't miss this pool party. I want to try and teach a 2-year old funky monkey how to swim.

You have some funny assumptions, Robbyn. I wish you could see it the way I do.

But yes. See you tomorrow by the water.

But I did. In the politest way possible too!

Don't worry though, plenty of hellos will be had between now and Unstoppable.

They just know how to freaking do it huh? There was never a recommendation from Mika that was a miss.

I will say, though, that @empressmikademidov.bsky.social once gifted us a bottle of Russian mead, back when Angelina Fantastica was in the Franchisen after that would-be retirement. It was GOOOOOOD shit.

You'd win. On merit of me not being a fan of drinking that much, outside the odd beer or wine on special occasions.

Yeeeeeah, not something I wanna give that college try

OH GOD, I can feel my liver giving up on me just hearing about it

In Rio or in Scotland? Because I'm now picturing a proper Carioca nana shitfaced out of her mind and there are few things as glorious as a shitfaced Carioca

The fucking owl must be drunk. Nobody speaks like that! 🤣

No. Because we keep hanging out and you're Melissa's godmother 🤣

THE BEST GIRL IS HEREEEEE @melaniethestorm.bsky.social 🥰

Heyyyyy, there was one hell of a hottie in that Fatale Royale. I wanna be her best friend, that Brazilian girl.

And every last bit of it earned.