Stacy B

In today's "Not the Onion"

Something tells me that my complete knowledge of all of the lyrics of Les Miz (including harmony parts) is about to be more relevant that I want it to be. #Letthemeatcake

Yeah..... it is getting that job offer that is the hard part.

For those who do not live in the DC area. Along the bottom of our local news, the scroll had the addresses of places where federal workers could pick up food boxes.

Finding out it is very hard to move to another country. So let's try a personal ad? Who knows, it could work?

Scientist husband on furlough just collected data on the school bus arrival times and put charts on the PTA chat. Please open the government!

For anyone whose curling game didn't go as planned - when you close NASA and put physicists on furlough, you actually suspend physics itself. So that's why your rock went sideways. Blame MAGA.

Wait, I have to wait until NEXT YEAR to get an Ilona Barbie?!?!?! Why tease me like that Mattel? The world could collapse before then.

"It is the old white nepo baby that is sitting in the White House that is causing all the destruction, pain and problems that you are enduring.” - Rep Crockett
#spoton

Some times I wonder how much of my day is spent typing in six digit codes that were texted to me.

Despite what Green Day says, maybe this year, don't wake me up when September Ends. I'd rather stay asleep.

I am going to Disney with my kid (no political opinion on this please, the trip was book a million years ago). I have a boy. I can really only find princess clothes. I am going to just make some boy leaning "play" clothes for the parks but I am struggling to find more boy characters. Help!

Here is me just watching Cool Runnings on loop, because that is the level of reality I can handle right now.

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Check out the new shirt in my shop! #curling
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I am pretty proud of this tie fighter dress. $25, free shipping, has pockets!
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The Columbine shooters were NOT trans.
The Sandy Hook shooter was NOT trans.
The Parkland shooter was NOT trans.
The Uvalde shooter was NOT trans.
The Oxford shooter was NOT trans.

Gender identity is NOT the problem.

My new collection of princess dresses, just in time for a visit to a certain theme park!
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Check out the new shirt in my shop! #curling
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New stuff in preparation for the world wide winter games starting in February!
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A Nigerian Prince has not once emailed me to ask for money. In case anyone was wondering how unpopular I really am.

Let's hear the real parade names (please add)
1. Sorry about your penis parade
2. Baby birthday parade
3?....

Transgender Flag Jersey now available with other designs. www.etsy.com/listing/1856...

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