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I'm fairly certain your wife would go with you and she's never even been to a Waffle House to miss it

20.07.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My main argument for why people should switch from 5e to PF is that it achieves the same goal in a better way. It gives players the ability to play a diverse fantasy game with an abundant of resources, but has better rules and a better setting which genuinely makes player experiences more enjoyable.

21.04.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them."

And i was like, ohok and he continues.

"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.

And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people."

And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out." And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them." And i was like, ohok and he continues. "you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too. And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down. And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people." And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.

Taps the sign. This goes for your online communities too.

10.06.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 917    ๐Ÿ” 534    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not to lib out, but "boundless plains to share" is a radical idea and every Australian kid knows exactly what it means

11.06.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jarl is a big dumb himbo with his tits out and his bicep and shoulder on show.

Jarl is a big dumb himbo with his tits out and his bicep and shoulder on show.

It's ass day but are you really gonna turn down tiddies?

11.06.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

What an extraordinary, beautiful thing. Sometimes the only sensible response to scientific discovery is wonderment and awe.

05.06.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5604    ๐Ÿ” 1920    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
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happy switch 2 release day

05.06.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1455    ๐Ÿ” 200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Tapping the sign.

05.06.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6795    ๐Ÿ” 2557    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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Mixed media arts of knights looking at each other and embracing in a warm atmosphere.

Mixed media arts of knights looking at each other and embracing in a warm atmosphere.

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Tender knights
#knight #knights #knightarmor #armor #knightcore #medieval

06.02.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Traditional art of a maiden holding onto a knight's bare shoulders and longingly looking down at him. He's wearing a hounskull helm.

Traditional art of a maiden holding onto a knight's bare shoulders and longingly looking down at him. He's wearing a hounskull helm.

Digital art of a maiden basking in the attention given from her knight behind her, who's gently holding her arms. He's hearing a tabard and a sallet.

Digital art of a maiden basking in the attention given from her knight behind her, who's gently holding her arms. He's hearing a tabard and a sallet.

Oh to be maiden with knight...
#knight #knights #knightarmor #armor #medieval #valentines

13.02.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Digital art of a knight kneeling and giving to his lady some mimosa, to celebrate women's day. They're outside at dusk, between some bushes/under trees, silhouettes of branches frame the romantic encounter. The knight has yellow feathers, tabard and a light blue liripipe. The lady is blushing and smiling down at her knight, she's wearing a horned dark blue hennin with a light lavender veil and a royal blue dress with long sleeves.

Digital art of a knight kneeling and giving to his lady some mimosa, to celebrate women's day. They're outside at dusk, between some bushes/under trees, silhouettes of branches frame the romantic encounter. The knight has yellow feathers, tabard and a light blue liripipe. The lady is blushing and smiling down at her knight, she's wearing a horned dark blue hennin with a light lavender veil and a royal blue dress with long sleeves.

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Treat thy Lady
#knight #knightxprincess #armor #medieval #medievalart #womensday

08.03.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 155    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A knight with a hounskull bascinet is menacingly glaring at the viewer through the eye slit while tightly holding his maiden who basks in the embrace. They're bathed in blood red light.

A knight with a hounskull bascinet is menacingly glaring at the viewer through the eye slit while tightly holding his maiden who basks in the embrace. They're bathed in blood red light.

A knight with a great helm is kneeling and holding his maiden under her buttocks, lifting her while she gently holds his helm and fondly looks down at him.

A knight with a great helm is kneeling and holding his maiden under her buttocks, lifting her while she gently holds his helm and fondly looks down at him.

A knight with a visored barbute and a princess are holding each other tightly and close. There's quite the size difference so she's looking up at him, holding onto his neck while he holds the back of her head and her waist. The desire is evident in their eyes.

A knight with a visored barbute and a princess are holding each other tightly and close. There's quite the size difference so she's looking up at him, holding onto his neck while he holds the back of her head and her waist. The desire is evident in their eyes.

Drawing alot of yearning lately #knight #knights #knightarmor #armor #medieval #medievalart

21.03.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 374    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Can we please stop getting hung up on everyoneโ€™s shortcomings and just start doing better alreadyโ€ฆ?

17.02.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

poor manโ€™s sleep token

11.03.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you donโ€™t like heavy music my bad

10.03.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times ๐Ÿ˜‡

10.12.2024 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10674    ๐Ÿ” 4224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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Meanwhile, so much for โ€œfree speechโ€ over at The Bad Place.

16.02.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20859    ๐Ÿ” 4456    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 713    ๐Ÿ“Œ 207
A pic of me with my back facing the mirror. I have my hair in a ponytail, an off the shoulder brown sweater with my shoulder and lower waist exposed. I also have grey sweatpants on.

A pic of me with my back facing the mirror. I have my hair in a ponytail, an off the shoulder brown sweater with my shoulder and lower waist exposed. I also have grey sweatpants on.

I feel like...a pretty sculpture in this photo. ๐Ÿฅบ

02.01.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

26.12.2024 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27086    ๐Ÿ” 35322    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 256    ๐Ÿ“Œ 394
Gold Banner on Red Background:

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

24.12.2024 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46443    ๐Ÿ” 21114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 378
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Don't mind me, I'm just having soft femme dreams

26.12.2024 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Greetings, new followers! Just a heads up, I am solidly:
Pro-LGBTQIA+
Anti-Fascist
Pro-POC equity
Anti-imperialst
Pro-Palestine
Anti-Terf
Feminist
Sex & Sex worker positive
AND ALSO a huge nerd that plays too much DND.
If you're still here? We're gunna have us some fun. ๐Ÿงก

26.12.2024 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 408    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Make your donation now - Wikimedia Foundation Donate to the Wikimedia Foundation, the nonprofit that hosts Wikipedia and other crucial free knowledge projects. Each year, the generosity of the 2% of readers who donate allows us to expand the reac...

Donโ€™t forget that Elongated Muskrat doesnโ€™t want people to donate to Wikipedia. Iโ€™m a monthly contributor for a lot of reasons but primarily because knowledge is absolutely power.

Donate.wikipedia.org if you can.

27.12.2024 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need someone to explain to me why itโ€™s always โ€œif you canโ€™t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toastsโ€ and not โ€œif you canโ€™t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estateโ€.

Explain it to me like Iโ€™m in kindergarten.

26.12.2024 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24628    ๐Ÿ” 5730    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 737    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213

So, I'm extra grossed out by the adoption of anti-trans rhetoric described as "realism" which has been adopted by nearly all of the major celebrity athiests.

As a molecular biologist: chromosomal sex is different from gender identity. And chromosomal sex is more complex that XX and XY.

27.12.2024 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone did anti-AI glaze for audio!

27.12.2024 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3209    ๐Ÿ” 1997    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

This is an extremely funny way for Meta to announce that daily users have declined to the extent that it's affecting engagement rates for remaining users and they plan to fraudulently simulate a more popular service in order to get people to stay on the site.

27.12.2024 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 856    ๐Ÿ” 315    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

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