Tomatoes in lllinois is also the title of a book I hope to sell one day, possibly short stories but always thoughtful with no blood or twists. Just a quiet tale that blushes to a conclusion
05.10.2025 22:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@swimble.bsky.social
South London born co-owner of the Bookseller Crow on the Hill in Crystal Palace, chippy
Tomatoes in lllinois is also the title of a book I hope to sell one day, possibly short stories but always thoughtful with no blood or twists. Just a quiet tale that blushes to a conclusion
05.10.2025 22:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How can you tell?
29.09.2025 21:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thankyou comrade x
13.09.2025 17:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks John. Only just venturing back out of the cave.
09.09.2025 19:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He ran the Pan Bookshop for several years but as a friend of and a reader for Sonny Mehta, he was often βupstairsβ
09.09.2025 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0If you're in Liverpool next month and fancy hearing me think out loud then please come along to the launch of THE DEFINITIONS. I'm occasionally cogent and, if you get me on the right topic, borderline interesting, and there'll be wine, good people and great books. deadinkbookshop.com/products/the...
04.09.2025 15:29 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 113 Aug 1942 // Two former French drifters in #RoyalNavy service, Pierre Descelliers and Intrepide, were bombed and sunk at Salcombe, Devon, in an air raid. Three men on the Pierre Descelliers were killed, along with a local woman who had come aboard from her boat to deliver water. #WW2
13.08.2025 12:00 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1Still traumatised. What a waste of nerves. Didnβt even mind getting 2 tinnies confiscated for being over the limit once finally in as the release was so damn sweet.
13.08.2025 15:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Therapist: β¦like right now, whatβs in your head
(donβt say it, donβt say it)
Me: Zombie
Not everyone is impressed with the latest Chat-GPT update
www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/gpt-5-is-a...
Placcy glass on a car aerial
And a good time was had by all
11.08.2025 10:40 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0On the morning of July 31, Israeli military forces, accompanied by bulldozers, arrived at the site of one of the two propagation units of the Palestinian National Seed Bank in the West Bank city of Hebron.
They then used bulldozers to demolish the structure.
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Kinnell
08.08.2025 21:07 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a thicko and my only talent is passivity (oh, and freestyle egg poaching) but it thrills me. I think the answer is MORE Proms stuff for us to watch. Way more. Hours of it. And all of it. Hundreds.
08.08.2025 20:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, 38 MILLION
07.08.2025 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nah, youβre alright.
07.08.2025 11:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fgs Nick
06.08.2025 15:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am up at @edfringe again and I will be administering the prestigious π₯Accoladlesπ₯ once more.
These go to the EQUAL BEST SHOW on the Fringe and I award them to shows Iβve seen.
All other shows are also EQUAL BEST.
Everyone is equally worthy so everyone gets prizes.
Hell yeah
05.08.2025 07:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βDown at yer local nickβ¦ Heβll ring you back..β
01.08.2025 08:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The depressing, awful reality of where we are as a society.
People are made to feel guilty for literally saving human lives.
Hear, hear!
24.07.2025 14:28 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0We published the story in a measured and unsensational way because we take our responsibility towards contempt very seriously as publishers
24.07.2025 12:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Absolute boiling point here at the Craft & Courage Crystal Palace before bookgroup. So boiling that we need another pint. If I could get off my bum that is.
23.07.2025 17:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woah. Walton #proms
20.07.2025 20:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A teddy bear has been found dismembered on Norman Road.
Under a local bylaw, the "disfigurement of any bear image or idol" is a treasonous offence in Bearwood and anyone found guilty of this will be "detained in the water tower".
Bearwood Special Forces have been dispatched.
When Iβm old I may - Alec Guinness style - take up smoking again. Doesnβt scan tho
20.07.2025 18:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They did an even better job than the Luftwaffe
19.07.2025 08:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I shall make them last. A tomato a day from the bunker
18.07.2025 19:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0