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oregon trail generation - she/her

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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

29.11.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6203    πŸ” 809    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 12
Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar:

β€œNo way. Why should I change?
He's the one who sucks.”

Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar: β€œNo way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.”

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

30.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4702    πŸ” 1463    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 45

Idk!!! He was mentioned in the beginning and then shows up at the very end and that’s basically it. All respect to Jonathan Bailey’s slutty glasses but this movie sucked.

01.12.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man stands in a dark room with a fire coming out of the ceiling ALT: a man stands in a dark room with a fire coming out of the ceiling

It looks like a giant version of the chest bursting alien

01.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY DOES THIS DINOSAUR LOOK LIKE THIS

01.12.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s very bad actually

01.12.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re watching Jurassic World Rebirth and I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a character to die as much as I want Xavier to die.

01.12.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣 heeeeeeard

30.11.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes absolutely!!!!

30.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?!?

30.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The UNICORN

30.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?!?!?! God I love it. It’s everything I would have wanted in a pride jersey.

30.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you seen it??? It’s a motherflipping unicorn

This is obvs a scam site but Lexi just posted a video from the Kraken team store with this on display. I haven’t found them available to the general public.

30.11.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No you guys I just saw the Kraken Pride jerseys and I may be changing alliances

30.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People "People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."

"In recent history, the Doctor Who actor has repeatedly made headlines thanks to his allyship towards trans and gender non-conforming people – most notably with a subtle gesture during a TV interview that wound up helping to raise Β£18,000 for the LGBTQ+ youth charity AKT."

29.11.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3100    πŸ” 884    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 101

Seeeeeeriously

27.11.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣 what a reference

27.11.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I’ve already seen a few people not like them, you aren’t the only one!

27.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao LOVE. I otter buy one too. Otter. 😏

27.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no I really like the new jerseys

26.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

All this to say that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer and DOGE was not a failure. It functioned as designed. I wish people would cover this accurately. It's not difficult.

23.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1648    πŸ” 372    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 14

DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.

23.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10580    πŸ” 3765    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 105

Thank you!!

23.11.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My emotional support library took 24 boxes to pack. The small, square foot cube boxes from U-Haul. That is after purging 12 bags and boxes. I have no regrets.

23.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

23.11.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wanna see my inquisitors tho they’re super cute

The human mage romanced Cullen and the elven rogue romanced Bull

23.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can generally gauge my stress levels by what I do with my free time and when I tell you that I’ve done two playthroughs of Dragon Age Inquisition back to back that’s, uh, saying something.

23.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck yeah king sooooo true!

07.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

05.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8233    πŸ” 1503    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 18

True

05.11.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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