Luna Loveseat

The stock market crashed and I went to see the Minecraft movie

Thank you to Tim Walz for keeping it real. I’m from MN and your free student lunch would have been so valuable to me as a kid. I lived in the toxic triangle of Florida near Space X where they dump rocket fuel you can’t drink the water or eat the shrimp for all the PFAS in it, but my MN fam is safe

Customer slaps a bag down on the table, spider falls off of it on to counter, “oh look a spider omg,” quickly, I gently coax her on to my hand before he might think to squish it, “sorry excuse me, one sec! it’s just a false widow! She won’t hurt anyone!” Put her over near the window to catch moths.

I have managed to break dress code so many times at a place where the uniform is just “grey/blue/black pants/jeans and a company issued t-shirt” ✨

Am I allowed to wear a necktie-belt a la Avril Lavigne at my corporate retail job or is that not part of the uniform hmmmm

I love my bf so much we’ve been together a long time so please nobody tell him I accidentally put his contact lenses in instead of my own not once but twice this week (very confusing btw)

I know they are so happy their guy won but can they really not tell it’s not good to give the South African emerald mine nepo baby control over things. MAGA yearns for the mines? So do y’all think he’s trying to devalue the USD so far we have no choice but to use crypto, or his new X money transfer?

Just wear sunscreen, you will still get a tan

I didn’t think it would take him so little time to f over his base so thoroughly but here we are

My person or thing never wins but what can you do

My first time volunteering on a political campaign was Ranked Choice Voting in Duluth, Minnesota in 2015, but we lost that time

Listen I proudly donated $1 to Mike Gravel’s campaign may he rest in power

He’s 90 😂

Not to brag, but I was the ONLY kid in my whole school who voted for Ralph Nader in my school’s class election during Kerry v Bush, and I was like 10. The man who put seatbelts in cars. Hey maybe he could run again, he’s got to be younger than Bernie

Good job, guys

TikTok ban just dropped

Uninsured here. What's changed in coverage this year? If you don't mind answering I used to have it, and one year they decided prescriptions weren't covered at all anymore until I hit the $5K deductible
My inhaler went from $10 to $250

Sssssooooooo is this TikTok ban in the US for real, have they translated that other app from mandarin yet lol

USA’s the richest country in the world and we don’t even have a siesta. I want my money back.

Wow, Carrie Underwood. Consider yourself to have lost another fan. So much for “Love Wins,” huh? Guess that song was performative BS. Play that at the Trump inauguration and see how his cult reacts.

Joanna Montana in Key West #ferret

Time lapse of Joanna trying to solve the cat puzzle #ferret

“Turns out you can legally change your name to anything you want, so I thought, here’s my chance to be creative. Meet…”

Since there are apparently no rules, how about Tampa Gulf?
#gulfofamerica #gulfofmexico

Ear infection: ✅
Health insurance: ❌
America: Land of the $200 urgent care visits 🇺🇸

Abbey Ocean Road Avenue where I used to walk a ferret with you #florida #pinkhair #beatles @yellowcard.bsky.social @joshportman.bsky.social @williamryankey.bsky.social @ryanmichaelmendez.bsky.social

Trump himself could have endorsed Bernie Sanders and the Democratic Party would act like that is a bad thing, because they obviously hate winning elections and being held accountable for actually helping people and falling short a la build back better and the unelected senate parliamentarian

It’s like, what is winning a presidential election again if not convincing people who maybe didn’t follow you before that your policies are right and correct? Bernie SHOULD be proud that he talked Joe Rogan in to supporting unions and taxing the rich. Dems spun it that Rogan’s proved Bernie was bad.

Right it was done to attack Bernie. How dare you be endorsed by someone who has [and they dug up every bad thing Rogan has ever said and done and played it on CNN and MSNBC] and of what Rogan said WAS wrong, but that’s the point. He had opinions all over the political spectrum, yet voted for Sanders

Amazon workers went on strike just in time for Christmas ✊
2019 Joe Rogan: “How is that legal [for Amazon to pay zero taxes]?”
Bernie Sanders: “THEY MAKE THE LAWS!”
PS anyone saying we need a JRE of the left forgets we had Joe on the left and democrats attacked him FPR endorsing Bernie #unionstrong