Johnny in the Dark

hey so for once there's an actual happy update to something

our local ice cream guy came home and he's getting a green card

congress sounds so cool i wish it was real

All they’re good for is protecting their own.

Free link: www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

this is rapidly becoming my favorite heist of all time, I hope they never get caught

You'll just have to learn for yourself that everything costs two to ten times what it did a year ago

In the darkest hour, I remind myself things that are always true are still true- like I'm gonna stub my toe on the way to the light

Not praising any new cool sticks being found until I can verify they aren't AI generated image slop.

a photo of Taki Allen and a bag of doritos

Baltimore high school student Taki Allen was swarmed by police after an artificial intelligence system apparently mistook his bag of Doritos for a gun www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

The only truly ethical response that a self-described artist can make. Anything else is a betrayal of one's colleagues.

Is it socially acceptable to eat the Pillsbury Dough Boy or Mr. Peanut?

I mean, they are literally anthropomorphic personifications of the product they sell.

I absolutely loathe recipe videos with rapid cuts that make it impossible to tell what ingredients are being added or steps being taken in preparing the dish, I'd cosponsor your bill in a heartbeat.

The city's population looking like 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻👨‍🔬👨‍🔬👨‍🔬👨‍🔬

which version of Civilization is this? 👀

Screenshot of a Fox News show called The Five with five people laundering bad policy in the form of a panel show with that is to be perceived as diverse opinions. In this digitally manipulated (not using an AI slop generator!) episode, they're discussing how eating bugs is good. The crawler at the bottom has a title reading: Bugs are the new delicacy, ground up bugs is an affordable substitute to bread. Fox News Alert. The scroll at the bottom reads: Soaring mad cow disease instances due to deregulation of the food industry...Tru

Waiting for the inevitable bug panel segment on Fox News

A couch with an unoccupied cat bed on it, and a bookshelf to the right with a model ship atop it next to a rock. A window with a shade behind the couch conceals a calico cat, sitting on her hind quarters as she looks outside.

🫡

This is why the ballroom is his top priority.

gonna have to take a little off the other side to balance it out, and then the other side, you know how it starts

This whole thing is incredible, but look how his hand is shaking when he points at the guys who are being hassled. He's scared, he's angry, he's pounding with adrenaline, but he's maintaining control of himself and not backing down. He's taking a stand, whatever the cost.

That last one...dude got out and became a cop, I mean, it was gonna either be that or a prison guard, right?

some AI pic of a one winged eagle is about to take resistance facebook by storm

Screenshot of my phone's weather app showing an image of a feminine character standing in their pajamas outside on a grassy dune next to a shoreline, holding their arm and looking out listlessly towards the gentle, rolling waves. The temperature is 45°F and cloudy with rain. Lows overnight in the low 40s. A 30% chance of rain climbs to the 56-65% chance throughout the wee hours of the morning until sunrise which is at 7:42 AM, while temperatures continue to hover around the middle to low 40's.

It's the middle of the night, and my phone's weather app seems to really be going through something right now.

US firearms examiners declared ‘essential’ shutdown workers after gun-lobby pressure Americans able to buy deadly ‘gangster weapons’ again as lobbying forces key concession from Trump officials

Not essential: food stamps
Essential: guns

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Just a play on a post from the old times :)

That's acceptable on its own. But if you get the urge to celebrate the 4th of July at The Overlook, then you might want to get checked out

Step 1 ✔️

Every day someone becomes the Maine character. The goal is not to be that guy.

YouTube video by Darth Yucko The Dana Carvey Show: Skinheads From Maine

Prophetic

I dunno if I'd go so far as to say I'm refreshed to see that, but it certainly is novel