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I got a pedicure yesterday and I was the only man in the place. How can men be so dumb as to not be interested in sitting in a massage chair, getting your nails groomed and a foot massage, while watching the Olympics and drinking coffee? Heck you could probably get away with beer in your coffee mug.

Isn't it fun to relearn all the winter sports we forgot about for 4 years?

Hey! Go back to Twitter, we don't need you hear. CU next time.

Ron Johnson thinks that Ice had no other options besides shooting Good in the side of the face as she drove by or shooting Perretti in the back ten times.

I tried to get 4 tickets for Noah Kahan for my family the last 3 days (fan presale, Live Nation presale and general public sale) but completely struck out. Ticketmaster sucks! We'll still find tickets for my daughters on Stub Hub but probably only 2 now because I don't need to go.

Istanbul? No, Constantinople.

Not out! They are in the consolation game for possible bronze

What a name on this kid.

Smith-Njigba.

Smith, the most common surname in America and Njigba, the second most common name. Crazy?

God I wish Chris Collingsworth would STFU

Same in east McLean, except now it’s stopped, so I guess that’s not the same. We got a dusting.

Cancelled washpo subscription

Not buying one more bourbon scotch or beer

Isn’t it fun?

I have Egyptian toes. Who’d a thunk!?

How can anyone be anti Green Day? Well, except my sister who wouldn't let my nephew listen to them when he was 12. I got him the Dookie CD, hahaha.

The thing is we are animals

*illionaires

Why on earth would these billionaire do that?

Yeah, how could they forget 1/6 in 2024?

Whew

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KISS might come back from retirement to play there!

That would be a fair day

Wow. Oh wait, it says if the board approves it. Oh, the board is stacked with Trump ass kissers. SMDH

It’s disqualifying!

Crowds not working

Severance SPOILER ALERT:

I have been recording and watching old Twilight Zone episodes so when Harmony Cobel referenced the gold thimble, I said to myself, Aha! That is from the episode After Hours where the lady is a manikin on holiday. Nice Easter Egg.

They probably didn’t have body cams anyway

At least we didn’t trade him to Florida.

Five shows I’ve seen with women lead singers:

Sleater-Kinney
Garbage
X
Wolf Alice
10000 Maniacs

Since Trvmp gave a 1.7 hour address this afternoon, we don’t need a State of the Union address this year do we? Please no?