El Jeffe

Unreal

I’ve got vodka and Doritos, same food group

"KNOW YOUR PROTEST RIGHTS You don’t need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you don’t need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks, as long as you’re not obstructing traffic or access to buildings. When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police. If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries. If you get stopped by the police, ask if you’re free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away. If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Don’t sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present. If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement office at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that you’ll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney — no matter your citizenship or immigration status."

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.

Ironically, the woman dressed as a penis isn’t the biggest dick in this video…

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days.

Epstein Shutdown.

Fucking evil

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @jesseduquette.bsky.social )

THEY don’t change the narrative. He does. He’s right, no one cares if he’s cocky if he’s good. But if he’s not…he changed the narrative, no one else did

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S 1 DOWN

Go Broncos!!!

Mark Kelly: “lf you are undocumented in our country, you cannot get healthcare from the Affordable Care Act exchange. You are not eligible for Medicare. You are not eligible for Medicaid. They’re just making that up. They just like to blame brown people.”

This is out of hand. Local police need to arrest ICE

Check out River Road from Dillon

They should lose their health care too

Haha

How does one get one of these?

He looked disinterested tonight

JFC. He’s fucking extorting these companies

All things go festival with the Daughter

Total slop from the Broncos. Undisciplined

What. The Actual. Fuck.

I just want to cry…

I think they dissipate. They’re still there, but they’re vampires and there’s not a single individual that consumes that much oxygen

Well it is relative to all the all you can eat buffets those old white people are eating at the rest of the week…

them boys are scoooootin' 💨

SUSTO
My Morning Jacket
De La Soul/Digable Planets
Wu-Tang Clan/Run the Jewels
Thievery Corporation

If you’re throwing dildos at a WNBA game, you’re a special kind of asshole. We should work together to condemn it.

The only event that deserves a dildo throw is a Trump rally

I still remember being so excited about him after the Houston game

Friends and Music. Doesn’t get much better